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if this story bears any resemblance to

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the British Navy may I be hoist on a

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column a hundred and forty-five feet

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high in the centre of London

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in all my 40 years in the service I've

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never read such an outrageous connection

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of misinformation I think think attorney

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meant as a guide a guide

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good heavens if the country acted on

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these figures we'd be bankrupt within a

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week yes

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listen to this even with a seven pound

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penalty Danny Boy is quite capable of

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romping McCambridge er romping if he

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couldn't even crawl it knows this feller

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worked under me at having beached yes I

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think we're nearly there's where the

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advert is why do they have to have a

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disability ball van kempens on a oh I

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think ought to be through by lunch times

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of court-martial or not that ought to do

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it

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it's a pattern like 40min my fault

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the mobster rejected

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I'm sorry about all this huh yes yes sir

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my and that's not about the finished

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business on the hedges I have a very

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serious complaint Great Scott is it

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catching and there's I meant I'm making

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a complaint about that kind of fell with

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that Oh see what you mean

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if tenant farewell o Z from the Apple to

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research stations I sent to his dog Sam

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did you in the briefcase oh we got

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another thing then he ran as I explained

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on the phone sir I considered as a

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matter of extreme urgency yes yes yes

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what's a fella down a he shot a two-ton

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rocket through my bathroom window huh

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did what shot a rocket through my

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bathroom window and were you yes sir

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most embarrassing the navy's missiles

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aren't good enough a fair-weather sir he

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has a mania for trying to improve them

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and for pardoning them in the wrong

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direction had seen I realized we need

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all these specialists sir but this man

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must be removed immediately

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what do you mean from the Navy or from

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the station's far away from the station

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was possible yes yes of course where is

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his phenazine yeah these are tight zone

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well get him any ones otherwise I'm

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gonna miss the first race I mean the

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first law send in lieutenant Fairweather

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immediately quickest thing would be

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passing over to a court-martial wouldn't

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it unfortunately so farewell as uncle is

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the commander in chief yes he is this

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extenuating circumstances come in

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lieutenant Fairweather good morning sir

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you know why you're here yes sir and if

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I might be allowed to explain but one of

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our Majesty's rockets know not matter

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their Majesty sir what of mine honey

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yeah well I call it the Fairweather

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forked mark three my own invention sir a

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special homing missile turned out to be

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the commander's home is that quite true

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sand I have apologized most profusely to

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the commander and he has every right to

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be upset but you see I think I know what

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happens that my missile is attracted to

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the disturbance of water caused by an

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enemy ships propeller my house hasn't

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got a propeller exactly so I can only

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assume that just as the rocket passed

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over the commander's house some sudden

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flash of waters iron a bigger pond sir

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there appears to have been a similar

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error judgment with the Fairweather mark

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- no sir there was quite different there

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was a faulty electrical circuits and it

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seems to have changed the wavelength of

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every radio control rocket on the base

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say nothing of a sudden Cofield

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television transmitter that might be a

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bad thing shut up

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I dig upon it was only momentary son no

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worse than sunspots and fair weather the

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dimes come to pose to where you can do

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no more damage I do see this of it if I

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might be given one more chance to give a

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practical demonstration we're gonna give

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you one more chance fair weather to stay

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in the Navy

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oh no good officers appointment yes see

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what they've got at Scapa Flow

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I'm afraid I can't go to scapa flow why

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not

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that was the fair with a fork and Mark

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one blew a hole in the MOU will they

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work planning to demolish it anyway sir

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offices appointments yes yes who

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Fairweather

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oh no not again there's nobody else he's

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been everywhere already alright we'll

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try I suppose we couldn't send him to

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see what will scuttle a fleet well we've

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run out of shore bases unless a mothball

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fleet the mothball fleet what have we

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got well we can go through them all sir

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fine graves in Tilbury Rochester Rothsay

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well he can't get into trouble in a ship

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that's made up hate you mr. Barkley do

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you know anything about the barclays

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never heard of it

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well according to this she's been in

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mothballs for the last three years in a

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place called Meadows end in Suffolk who

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is this here doesn't you two have had on

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the last two years what good grief

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someone's dropped it clang uh yes we

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have sir put that back in a file someone

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have better be posted immediately to

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fella in any other branch of the

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services you would have been

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court-martialed but as this is the Navy

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you want to be posted to a ship as

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officer in command officer in command

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yes this is wonderful there's a place in

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Suffolk called meadows and well there's

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nothing there's a place in Wales called

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land via both Queen Gidget you quarrel

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who and drill waffle and easily oh go go

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to golf course you will proceed to HR in

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sparkly mode admit is end I will indeed

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sir the small place a little off the

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beaten track oh that's all right as long

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as it's near the waters Meadows end you

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want to pop that at 1,800 tomorrow yeah

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excusa which way to open meadows n is it

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this way or the did that way if I was

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going on medicine I'll go to the big

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whistle

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that you would but tell me which is the

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quickest way can't you read the sign

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most because I can read the sign first

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that I'm asked you

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good afternoon good afternoon you pay by

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the shortcut I see I came back the

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shortcut I can't see is there anywhere I

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can wash course of course anything for

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the Navy follow me this way this way

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Lily it's open time for the lieutenant

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Saturday you can have a clean towel

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that's very kind of you Lily anything

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for the Navy really really refreshing to

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find people who appreciate the Navy

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appreciate them I don't know what we do

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without them hug Charlie if you run for

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a minute little bit huh

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come on thank you have a bit of target

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left Ellen is that Lilly no this is

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Suzanne Suzanne hello hello hello did

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you want to see Lily not anymore

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you are leaving leftenant scrubbed and

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refitted a well I'm extremely obliged

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you know I buy you a drink no this house

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what slippin what a pink gin if I maybe

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I really like to pay you here all the

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time

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wait he is my uncle what he's your uncle

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yes you see my uncle's daughter Elle

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goes to Paris to learn French with my

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mother who is her aunt and so welcome to

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learn English with her father is my

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uncle who company not a single word but

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it sounds absolutely wonderful

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well laughs Dylan you're very good

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helpful what you know Oh No baekje is it

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all right yeah I put it in the woodshed

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what you Suzanne hi baby

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I'm sorry sir that's all right baby

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carry on

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thank you sir one of the boys from the

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Barclay HMS Barclay I don't know what do

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we do without them really what isn't

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that nice uncle says they're the finest

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smartest bunch of lads you could hope to

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meet smartest bunch of them and uncle

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says it's you miss Buckley is a real

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credit to her Majesty's Navy well I

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can't tell you how happy that makes me

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cuz I'm her new commanding officer

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quick where's the [ __ ] when pareve

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steady what's out it was awfully coming

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aboard that's what's up an officer do me

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a favor

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we don't be broody if I don't find a bow

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she doing the accounts ploy something

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wrong it's there right up it like Sophia

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Pappas hate me till Perry trouble at the

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hate me one pound 11 intemperance hey

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Zoe

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Bose we've been hearing many of them

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seven save me he's only down at the

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pickup whistle I nearly was standing the

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other bar oh it's all right carry on

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buddy

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easy now wait a minute wait a minute who

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said Wow how did you come on Dino Vita

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or what we've had no fries are posted

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yep no I'm not already with my own ears

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oh I'm the new come on Daniel the artist

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Oh baby baby they can get back the

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village tell them no more collection

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till we got this stuff sorted out right

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right go open the radar tower keep a

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lookout once get that watching up a line

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goes

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pushed all right lads let's get these

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out the way and lose those well man what

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are you doing I'm trying to keep the

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rattle that's what huh but look I had 70

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le turnip will you listen to me any

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second now through that door is gonna

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walk the new commanding officer of HMS

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battling No yeah so you better look

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lively and get everything ready for

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what'll I do about my goods how many you

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got twelve are painted flatten them down

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put a notice on the door keep out rabies

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lucky anything you like anyone in the

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boiler room boiler room it's going

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full-tilt it would be sir

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I admire you and I respect you but right

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now I could do you

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get up at oh man quick getaway

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ah chief petty officer huh i'm leftenant

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farewell your new commanding officer no

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commanding officer yes

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oh I see that's her I am the boss the

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chief petty officer the dark elixir Oh

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how'd you do dr. Dee honey you know sir

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I've been in charge since the last

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officer left really didn't anyone come

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aboard

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no as a matter of fact we oh man I'll

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take you so much we've been a bit out of

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touch for the base Lake you know that

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sometimes it is taking the ball i'lli'll

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fix a working party right away how many

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men do we have a board 11 mentoring

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floor to myself can I get them fell in

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fear so yes if it's not too much trouble

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Casta hat is fine yes company

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lieutenant well it certainly bears out

280
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everything I've heard about you in the

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village your smartness enjoy efficiency

282
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now I'm left to the fair whether your

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new commanding officer you don't know

284
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much about me yet but you'll be

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surprised how much I already know about

286
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you now I realize it must be rather

287
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tricky for you having to cope without

288
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knobs on board I'm sure you'd be

289
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managing to make the best of it all I

290
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want you to do in the future is to carry

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on exactly as you have in the past and

292
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I'm sure that in so doing you'll be able

293
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to keep up the good relations already

294
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established with the people I'm sure

295
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they're chicken I believe it is huh I

296
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never thought I'd see a chicken on board

297
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ship neither did i sir any of you not

298
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know anything about chickens oh no a

299
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little bit

300
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grab that burden put it back ashore or

301
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others next thing we know we'll probably

302
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find a whole nest of eggs in the gun

303
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turrets carry on bearson chefs tomorrow

304
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I can have a look around the ship can't

305
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we be observing the usual custom sir but

306
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I hope so huh what is it

307
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well their new commanding officer don't

308
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we run Russian double rough yes indeed

309
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me to die like that like the Mainbrace

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three queues for the new come on it over

311
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time Hawkins was a steward pocket sir Oh

312
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how'd you do perfume I can't show

313
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leftenant air whether to his cabin and

314
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grab that bag right if you'll just step

315
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this way okay thank you

316
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well I think you better clear deck and

317
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give him space to maneuver either way

318
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you'll begin your rocket baby

319
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what for my experiments I'm in research

320
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rocket research if they think I'm gonna

321
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drop my project they're out of there

322
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white all mine yes sir there is the big

323
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big ride so Jen foot nose to tail is the

324
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Fairweather porkin back for where were

325
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you thinking of putting medicine

326
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I thought we'd stick it up on the bridge

327
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on the fridge look right now I'd like a

328
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bath more than anything and I took the

329
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shortcut I run don't you worry I I want

330
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you to go to the car yes sir and there

331
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are two oxygen cylinders and a couple of

332
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cowboys of distilled water you might see

333
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that very carefully under tea would you

334
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mind very good you haven't been in

335
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command of the ship before and it was

336
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epic I spent most of my staff is ashore

337
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and I suspect we shall be a little rusty

338
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on our ships routine we shoud I'm sure

339
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the bosons got everything very well

340
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organized oh you can say that again

341
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I said I'm sure the boat has got they're

342
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still dwarfs yeah thank you

343
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344
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thank you

345
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[Music]

346
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hang on

347
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[Music]

348
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come on everybody it's right over there

349
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yes I don't know if you're unreasonable

350
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there's a pig in the courtroom tapes

351
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have a big s we could rip this on the

352
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floor oh yes that'll be the sow his

353
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Miranda it's Miranda yes I'm a ship's

354
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master never I fish it having a pig as a

355
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mascot he said anything in Queens

356
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regulations to say that they can't have

357
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one lady in Queens regulations to say

358
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that you've got to show the wardroom

359
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nothing commissions are moments have ya

360
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where's the other one

361
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oh there's only one sir one ship one

362
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mascot look at him in the stork brought

363
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that lot no no no yes he yeah ships

364
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mascots are loud we can pass it the same

365
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with the rest of us sir

366
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[Music]

367
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any person I meet apartment I just got

368
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I'd pop along and tell you there's

369
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nothing in Edward the instructions to

370
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say that we can't have a bigger boat you

371
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must be very relieved we don't

372
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consciously break the regulations do it

373
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we start my daughter mm-hmm I know this

374
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is quite an unofficial visit I just

375
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thought I'd ask you about the

376
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arrangements for the men's pay the men's

377
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pace our favorite one of the men paid on

378
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pay day the same as everyone else yes I

379
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realize that but presumably from now on

380
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ice will be taking over paper and as

381
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isotopes likely so I mean I must confess

382
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that it's been a burden that's been

383
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thrust on my shoulders I'm not an

384
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overeducated man and it's just through

385
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all his hard work that I am where I am

386
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today

387
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I must confess when it comes to neighbor

388
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procedure I'm a bit rusty myself well

389
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sir if there's anything I can do to

390
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enlighten you I shall only be to please

391
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well let's start with the pain literally

392
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:04,330
the pale edges insecure man yes it is

393
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it's really magnificent it couldn't we

394
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do that tomorrow Sarah I mean you must

395
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have had no I have a look at it not on

396
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it hard day yeah well you'd like a drink

397
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while we're going through the pain

398
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cocktail cabinet

399
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yes sir a present from my father he

400
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:24,430
betrayed say ready if anything else I

401
00:21:20,950 --> 00:21:29,200
can get you maybe you'd like to come out

402
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cigar no no no cigar cool rollers yes

403
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:33,730
say I make nipson present for me brother

404
00:21:31,570 --> 00:21:34,780
he's in a trade - sir I think I'll smoke

405
00:21:33,730 --> 00:21:39,000
it while we're going through the ledger

406
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the pale edges

407
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what is that it yes rather a strange

408
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place to keep it well it helps to keep

409
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the pages pressed and I said well you

410
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certainly do yourself jolly well down

411
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here Burson yes the idea dad is a nice

412
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comfort that's a present for my sister

413
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Sam maybe she in the trade - I'd rather

414
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not talk about my sister sir

415
00:22:08,049 --> 00:22:14,830
oh I'm sorry got a match yes I have

416
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could I see ships company a 59 right 59

417
00:22:14,830 --> 00:22:18,250
well that was when a ship was being run

418
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professor

419
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I mean before we have a proper crew this

420
00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:25,480
is the spacer well then sir the ship's

421
00:22:24,039 --> 00:22:28,299
company pretty nice yes well that's

422
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:29,440
right sir and yet it isn't right there

423
00:22:28,299 --> 00:22:31,630
only when you including yourself

424
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:33,549
absolutely correct got it man

425
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yes I have you absolutely correction

426
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that's if you want to find the mean

427
00:22:35,289 --> 00:22:39,070
average I explained that I don't know

428
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,600
what you're talking about

429
00:22:39,070 --> 00:22:43,030
well if you double the total and divide

430
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by 4.6 you'll find that you get the mean

431
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average divided by four point six yes to

432
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find a common denominator there you

433
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might as well say double it and take

434
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away the W first off well we all have

435
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:56,559
our own way of doing me yes well my ways

436
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how many crew how much Pig total it up

437
00:22:56,559 --> 00:22:59,799
yes well that's a very excellent way of

438
00:22:58,419 --> 00:23:01,750
doing it but you wouldn't have to forget

439
00:22:59,799 --> 00:23:05,260
about the fiddling the lodging and the

440
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non-substantive allowances yes sir

441
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:08,980
then of course there's the the

442
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punishment fund the family allowances

443
00:23:08,980 --> 00:23:12,370
and the National Health Fund the

444
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National Health fun oh yes sir and then

445
00:23:12,370 --> 00:23:15,309
of course you mustn't overlook the

446
00:23:13,690 --> 00:23:17,650
sports front allowance on the hard line

447
00:23:15,309 --> 00:23:19,450
- no no now he mustn't overlook there

448
00:23:17,650 --> 00:23:20,559
must wait hours I mean the boys they're

449
00:23:19,450 --> 00:23:22,240
all being upgraded

450
00:23:20,559 --> 00:23:23,860
there's their differential with the red

451
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:27,460
white and blue watches you see there's

452
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:29,200
all that person I think perhaps on the

453
00:23:27,460 --> 00:23:34,450
next paper and I should sit beside you

454
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:36,370
and watch that's a very good ideas nice

455
00:23:34,450 --> 00:23:38,470
and homeless own yeah well that's what

456
00:23:36,370 --> 00:23:40,299
the ship is to all of us harm from home

457
00:23:38,470 --> 00:23:43,470
spinach yeah you didn't mind me asking

458
00:23:40,299 --> 00:23:43,470
about the tailor did you not

459
00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:59,530
hey hey hey get the boys in the mess

460
00:23:51,040 --> 00:24:01,510
deck quick now the main thing is don't

461
00:23:59,530 --> 00:24:03,340
panic it's no good you all running

462
00:24:01,510 --> 00:24:05,080
around like a lot of blue ice flies we

463
00:24:03,340 --> 00:24:06,820
got a box cover till we got him wait up

464
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,500
he doesn't look too bright does he you

465
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:10,150
know still you can always call my first

466
00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:12,790
impressions but in this case I hope we

467
00:24:10,150 --> 00:24:14,830
can how is he sleeping like a baby

468
00:24:12,790 --> 00:24:16,419
where's Teddy working with the chickens

469
00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:17,950
working with him uncle my to make him

470
00:24:16,419 --> 00:24:19,630
safe enough but it's all very well for

471
00:24:17,950 --> 00:24:21,640
you to say box clever but what about my

472
00:24:19,630 --> 00:24:23,770
deliveries now don't you start I'll have

473
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:25,090
it all fixed tomorrow tomorrow my place

474
00:24:23,770 --> 00:24:26,410
trees got a good name in the village and

475
00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:28,120
I'm not gonna start sending them style

476
00:24:26,410 --> 00:24:30,669
stuff well bake some more tonight

477
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:32,140
tonight yes tonight and that goes for

478
00:24:30,669 --> 00:24:33,070
all of you cuz for a while we're gonna

479
00:24:32,140 --> 00:24:35,110
have to work nights

480
00:24:33,070 --> 00:24:36,669
now lovely husband laundry I still got

481
00:24:35,110 --> 00:24:38,530
all mrs. Higgins smalls from the pig and

482
00:24:36,669 --> 00:24:42,700
whistle sheets can't find a postman

483
00:24:38,530 --> 00:24:44,799
scums everything all right now buzz yes

484
00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:46,390
no thanks to you of all the places that

485
00:24:44,799 --> 00:24:47,770
what a pig well it was printing stations

486
00:24:46,390 --> 00:24:49,179
wasn't it and I suppose I didn't tell

487
00:24:47,770 --> 00:24:51,250
you to load those chicken not on huh

488
00:24:49,179 --> 00:24:52,510
bows honestly that was not my fault he'd

489
00:24:51,250 --> 00:24:54,490
picked his way right through the back of

490
00:24:52,510 --> 00:24:56,260
the gun color well watch it all of you

491
00:24:54,490 --> 00:24:59,440
keep the new boy happy and keep your

492
00:24:56,260 --> 00:25:00,640
noses clean got it Perkins here I'll

493
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,290
give him a slap of breakfast at all

494
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,700
seven dah blow cuz if we get any more

495
00:25:02,290 --> 00:25:06,070
Pearlie you'll want to get a bed earlier

496
00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:07,419
right right and if I hear one more peep

497
00:25:06,070 --> 00:25:09,309
out of your chickens in the morning I'll

498
00:25:07,419 --> 00:25:10,570
declare you right up a dividend alright

499
00:25:09,309 --> 00:25:27,480
lads

500
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[Music]

501
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[Music]

502
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,509
five minutes to go

503
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I've got me in trouble - where's a

504
00:25:59,509 --> 00:26:15,079
coffee on the stove Joe Joe maids of

505
00:26:10,940 --> 00:26:15,799
honor 0-3 lad stall ready boss alright

506
00:26:15,079 --> 00:26:18,799
let's see now

507
00:26:15,799 --> 00:26:20,929
eggs coffee milk nice new sugar

508
00:26:18,799 --> 00:26:23,899
marmalade where's his napkin around the

509
00:26:20,929 --> 00:26:26,149
toast he wants to wipe his mouth not his

510
00:26:23,899 --> 00:26:27,739
toast you're never gonna be a head

511
00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:28,190
waiter you know that don't you yes this

512
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[ __ ]

513
00:26:28,190 --> 00:26:31,309
I've only got two pairs of hands you've

514
00:26:29,959 --> 00:26:32,929
got no intelligence that's your trouble

515
00:26:31,309 --> 00:26:34,219
right now off you go and treat him like

516
00:26:32,929 --> 00:26:35,299
your girlfriend as long as we keep them

517
00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:36,709
happy we're all right

518
00:26:35,299 --> 00:26:38,149
my girlfriend never eats breakfast and

519
00:26:36,709 --> 00:26:41,059
not surprised with your face down at her

520
00:26:38,149 --> 00:26:42,379
everyone and go and get off now - not

521
00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:43,639
you I was just gonna get some sleep

522
00:26:42,379 --> 00:26:45,499
there's no sleep for the wicked my land

523
00:26:43,639 --> 00:26:47,329
gonshichi begin a ruler and measure of a

524
00:26:45,499 --> 00:26:49,399
left Alan's boot does he wear boots

525
00:26:47,329 --> 00:26:50,569
now he's both booties car-boot what a

526
00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:52,309
bunch of Charlie you don't think you're

527
00:26:50,569 --> 00:26:53,419
gonna lend us his car dear bus any toys

528
00:26:52,309 --> 00:26:54,889
he's gonna drive it for us

529
00:26:53,419 --> 00:26:56,209
are you kidding I'm not kidding if we

530
00:26:54,889 --> 00:26:58,399
can get into the village just once the

531
00:26:56,209 --> 00:26:59,479
day we can make all our deliveries what

532
00:26:58,399 --> 00:27:02,529
do you think you're doing listening

533
00:26:59,479 --> 00:27:02,529
listening you're supposed to be magic

534
00:27:04,869 --> 00:27:10,219
cripes myth boys ah well there you are

535
00:27:08,329 --> 00:27:11,419
now if you worried more about what y'all

536
00:27:10,219 --> 00:27:12,619
do and instead of wearing yourself all

537
00:27:11,419 --> 00:27:14,059
the time about what I'm doing they're a

538
00:27:12,619 --> 00:27:15,229
bit small a thing I'm getting a bit

539
00:27:14,059 --> 00:27:16,369
short of village well why don't you tell

540
00:27:15,229 --> 00:27:17,209
me about these things you don't have to

541
00:27:16,369 --> 00:27:18,589
keep it a secret

542
00:27:17,209 --> 00:27:20,299
willing then put some all sides I made

543
00:27:18,589 --> 00:27:21,709
it simple hey both what's gonna happen

544
00:27:20,299 --> 00:27:23,299
to us when they find out down at the

545
00:27:21,709 --> 00:27:25,579
base that we haven't got a full crew on

546
00:27:23,299 --> 00:27:29,019
board that's a very long sentence and

547
00:27:25,579 --> 00:27:29,019
that's probably what you'll get

548
00:27:44,769 --> 00:27:52,759
your breakfast er thank you I trust we

549
00:27:50,299 --> 00:27:54,549
slept well okay well I I kept dreaming I

550
00:27:52,759 --> 00:27:57,019
heard [ __ ] crying but otherwise it

551
00:27:54,549 --> 00:27:58,639
break this always like oh no sir

552
00:27:57,019 --> 00:28:04,869
sometimes we have a little home cured

553
00:27:58,639 --> 00:28:08,720
bacon from the village oh nice - okay

554
00:28:04,869 --> 00:28:09,529
ladies woman carrying a gun Oh your

555
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:12,619
shirt

556
00:28:09,529 --> 00:28:14,210
wash denying sir really I never knew

557
00:28:12,619 --> 00:28:16,460
laundries like this still existed ah

558
00:28:14,210 --> 00:28:17,869
well you have to know where to look is

559
00:28:16,460 --> 00:28:19,070
there anything else maybe there's I

560
00:28:17,869 --> 00:28:20,869
wonder if I could have this on there

561
00:28:19,070 --> 00:28:21,950
could I breakfast in bed rather Myles

562
00:28:20,869 --> 00:28:22,490
you're having my appendix out oh of

563
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:25,009
course sir

564
00:28:22,490 --> 00:28:26,720
oh and when you have those carboys put

565
00:28:25,009 --> 00:28:28,100
up in the wheelhouse the wheelhouse I

566
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,509
take it we have a wheel oh of course

567
00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:30,740
Oh ask the ship's carpenter to meet me

568
00:28:29,509 --> 00:28:32,840
on the bridge whatever tell him to bring

569
00:28:30,740 --> 00:28:36,669
his saw I might want to cut a few holes

570
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:39,499
cut a few holes you smell of cooking

571
00:28:36,669 --> 00:28:42,110
from the foundry across the river must

572
00:28:39,499 --> 00:28:43,610
be a pork pie factory oh no that'll be

573
00:28:42,110 --> 00:28:45,320
cooked burning the rubbish sir getting

574
00:28:43,610 --> 00:28:46,580
ready for your inspection Oh Merson

575
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,350
expected me to inspect the ship is he

576
00:28:46,580 --> 00:28:49,999
we've been up all night

577
00:28:48,350 --> 00:28:51,110
you know quite frankly Perkins I think

578
00:28:49,999 --> 00:28:52,909
these inspections are a waste of

579
00:28:51,110 --> 00:28:54,169
everybody's time don't you well I mean

580
00:28:52,909 --> 00:28:55,999
it isn't as if anything's missing with

581
00:28:54,169 --> 00:28:57,679
him you haven't sailed the fun level not

582
00:28:55,999 --> 00:29:00,110
yet it's all a little protocol and red

583
00:28:57,679 --> 00:29:01,999
tape all I need is a brief presume and

584
00:29:00,110 --> 00:29:03,320
the ship usual guns for now yes sir

585
00:29:01,999 --> 00:29:05,629
Jeff's challenges port and starboard

586
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:07,039
radonezh D oh there you are you see when

587
00:29:05,629 --> 00:29:09,529
you inspected one ship you inspected

588
00:29:07,039 --> 00:29:10,519
them all I think it would be easier find

589
00:29:09,529 --> 00:29:12,110
it on there yeah well in that case

590
00:29:10,519 --> 00:29:15,730
you're welcome packets there are two

591
00:29:12,110 --> 00:29:15,730
more things soon yes sir

592
00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:22,940
that's one of them this is the other ah

593
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:29,310
well speak up packing the Christmas Club

594
00:29:27,780 --> 00:29:32,670
sir a christmas-gram

595
00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:35,460
yes we saved up our rations it's for

596
00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:36,900
Christmas sir you tell me eleven men

597
00:29:35,460 --> 00:29:39,030
saved up this not know some of the

598
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:40,530
fellows who left sir left some of those

599
00:29:39,030 --> 00:29:43,470
as a token of affection

600
00:29:40,530 --> 00:29:44,880
drop anything will that be all sir yeah

601
00:29:43,470 --> 00:29:46,440
there you can tell you even boast and I

602
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,610
champions making the ship but I do I

603
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:50,220
thank you have a look at these them

604
00:29:47,610 --> 00:29:53,160
account books account books maybe

605
00:29:50,220 --> 00:30:16,039
Christmas back in same to you sir

606
00:29:53,160 --> 00:30:16,039
[Music]

607
00:30:35,170 --> 00:30:38,780
like that might want every bit a

608
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:47,120
chromium shining in the pain so as you

609
00:30:38,780 --> 00:30:48,620
can see your faces right now that's

610
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:50,180
alright sir we can't have you gone into

611
00:30:48,620 --> 00:30:51,500
the finish the day with a dirty car no I

612
00:30:50,180 --> 00:30:53,300
shan't be going into the village today

613
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:54,980
oh no there are a few things I ought to

614
00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:56,270
check up on here first oh yes sir I

615
00:30:54,980 --> 00:30:57,080
understand that one of them is the

616
00:30:56,270 --> 00:30:58,340
ship's account

617
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,510
well I don't actually have to look at

618
00:30:58,340 --> 00:31:00,950
them you and I could work out what my

619
00:30:59,510 --> 00:31:03,380
share is yeah sure

620
00:31:00,950 --> 00:31:05,510
yes and I'm one of the crews so to speak

621
00:31:03,380 --> 00:31:07,190
I feel nice to be in on it too oh yes

622
00:31:05,510 --> 00:31:07,670
sir yes let me know how much will bring

623
00:31:07,190 --> 00:31:09,290
me up to date

624
00:31:07,670 --> 00:31:11,240
I mean you want to be in right from the

625
00:31:09,290 --> 00:31:13,730
beginner but I feel it's only fair don't

626
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:14,810
you Oh Carson yes let me know how much I

627
00:31:13,730 --> 00:31:18,350
own I'll get you a check

628
00:31:14,810 --> 00:31:27,740
a check yeah not for the Christmas stuff

629
00:31:18,350 --> 00:31:30,620
oh the Christmas Club sir this is gonna

630
00:31:27,740 --> 00:31:32,420
be the [ __ ] mark for you want me to

631
00:31:30,620 --> 00:31:34,820
build banks for all of them that's silly

632
00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:36,170
the right 10-foot nose-to-tail no I

633
00:31:34,820 --> 00:31:37,730
never get a racket in here that's where

634
00:31:36,170 --> 00:31:41,060
I've been captain I want you to cut a

635
00:31:37,730 --> 00:31:42,860
hole about yeah and all this stuff can

636
00:31:41,060 --> 00:31:44,390
be stored below you mean it's go all the

637
00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:46,160
way up we're not going anywhere are we

638
00:31:44,390 --> 00:31:49,090
what about the edge of Telegraph oh

639
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:49,090
that's not doing anything either

640
00:32:05,010 --> 00:32:07,680
yeah I think you better leave the

641
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,970
Telegraph

642
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:11,740
did I understand you correctly to say

643
00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:13,930
you intend cut the hole through the back

644
00:32:11,740 --> 00:32:16,810
end was Rocky has to say oh he's in yeah

645
00:32:13,930 --> 00:32:17,190
I tried it once on its side well here we

646
00:32:16,810 --> 00:32:19,510
are

647
00:32:17,190 --> 00:32:21,010
only if you intend going through there

648
00:32:19,510 --> 00:32:24,670
you'll need an oxy-acetylene cutter

649
00:32:21,010 --> 00:32:25,870
that's how a my plate I think got one of

650
00:32:24,670 --> 00:32:27,190
the carriage in the village sir I know

651
00:32:25,870 --> 00:32:29,020
they'll be very pleased to lend at you

652
00:32:27,190 --> 00:32:30,280
perhaps I'm gonna nip down in the car

653
00:32:29,020 --> 00:32:31,660
and pick it up what if that's a very

654
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:33,460
good idea sir we've got one in the

655
00:32:31,660 --> 00:32:34,990
engine room stores fine that'll save me

656
00:32:33,460 --> 00:32:35,710
a journey I surprised you didn't know

657
00:32:34,990 --> 00:32:37,420
that bosun

658
00:32:35,710 --> 00:32:39,370
let me membrane tip out on the bridge

659
00:32:37,420 --> 00:32:40,360
agency are you reorganize their own what

660
00:32:39,370 --> 00:32:43,300
do you mind sending up the oxtail

661
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:52,330
acidity the oxide is the lamp and follow

662
00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:54,640
me please do you know what send off the

663
00:32:52,330 --> 00:32:56,560
flame torch that's what whoa sorry boss

664
00:32:54,640 --> 00:33:01,840
what do you want to play George ball I

665
00:32:56,560 --> 00:33:03,280
wanna cut me hair I thought I told you

666
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,540
to clean that car dead worried about

667
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:06,070
them chickens oh so when is he going

668
00:33:04,540 --> 00:33:07,480
ashore at the moment never well I've got

669
00:33:06,070 --> 00:33:09,100
a little bout that person for a walk now

670
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,660
I have the best quietly but you promised

671
00:33:09,100 --> 00:33:24,480
you get it ashore or what awaits about

672
00:33:10,660 --> 00:33:31,810
that Olo for them hi Susie hello

673
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:35,830
yoo-hoo I've got a message for you do us

674
00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:39,300
do know you am I not to come a ball to

675
00:33:35,830 --> 00:33:39,300
George yes I'll come down

676
00:33:41,340 --> 00:33:44,920
and if I were you miss Osie I wouldn't

677
00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:46,330
worry the lieutenant too much about the

678
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,710
business end you know course not I've

679
00:33:46,330 --> 00:33:50,410
come to tell him an enormous crepes

680
00:33:47,710 --> 00:33:51,520
arrived for him rocket does that mean am

681
00:33:50,410 --> 00:33:53,290
I going to get it without look it's

682
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:54,700
probably a guided missile but I'm

683
00:33:53,290 --> 00:33:55,840
standing on the ballot just about I

684
00:33:54,700 --> 00:34:00,940
don't think the van gogh's mr. Jenner

685
00:33:55,840 --> 00:34:02,710
not it up then gone I couldn't think of

686
00:34:00,940 --> 00:34:04,300
a nicer surprise I've got another one

687
00:34:02,710 --> 00:34:06,370
for you you're staying for lunch no

688
00:34:04,300 --> 00:34:08,290
decision master phone to say a packing

689
00:34:06,370 --> 00:34:15,070
case arrived for you mark rocket this

690
00:34:08,290 --> 00:34:17,110
way up here

691
00:34:15,070 --> 00:34:20,290
oh this must be a great moment shut me

692
00:34:17,110 --> 00:34:21,970
is the station yes I gather Willard is

693
00:34:20,290 --> 00:34:23,290
inside of the booking hall the middie

694
00:34:21,970 --> 00:34:24,909
runs through the waiting room and the

695
00:34:23,290 --> 00:34:26,860
tails on the platform she's all right

696
00:34:24,909 --> 00:34:28,390
I'd go to the station together I just

697
00:34:26,860 --> 00:34:30,700
like you to know that this is a great

698
00:34:28,390 --> 00:34:32,560
day for all of us thank you thank you

699
00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:34,000
I'll just get the key to my car at

700
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:35,620
Burson yes I think this calls for a

701
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,080
double main brace all round what good

702
00:34:35,620 --> 00:34:39,429
luck to you sir

703
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:40,929
Israel our suite is just beginning to

704
00:34:39,429 --> 00:34:42,250
love and miss Suzie this is the last of

705
00:34:40,929 --> 00:34:43,270
the barrel though that garbage up my

706
00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:46,090
back man take it away

707
00:34:43,270 --> 00:34:47,260
good night did you lift in my car that's

708
00:34:46,090 --> 00:34:48,669
very kind of you but they've got my

709
00:34:47,260 --> 00:34:49,000
bicycle I get one of the boys to write

710
00:34:48,669 --> 00:35:01,600
it down

711
00:34:49,000 --> 00:35:03,490
come on I wouldn't want to presume but

712
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,720
there's one or two little things wait to

713
00:35:03,490 --> 00:35:06,250
be collected in the village what you

714
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:07,510
want me to pick them up well no sir but

715
00:35:06,250 --> 00:35:11,160
I was wondering if you'd give me in one

716
00:35:07,510 --> 00:35:11,160
or two of the lads alif sani hop in

717
00:35:12,780 --> 00:35:18,660
quite an outing isn't it oh yes it's an

718
00:35:15,910 --> 00:35:18,660
outing all right

719
00:35:21,029 --> 00:35:25,539
spit out all night tuna yeah it does man

720
00:35:23,619 --> 00:35:26,589
I got a handle don't worry about that

721
00:35:25,539 --> 00:35:43,900
don't worry about it

722
00:35:26,589 --> 00:35:47,130
we'll give it a push thank you all right

723
00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:47,130
my darlings the night is over

724
00:35:48,000 --> 00:36:03,150
[Music]

725
00:36:00,630 --> 00:36:31,829
right how'd you get

726
00:36:03,150 --> 00:36:31,829
[Music]

727
00:36:32,340 --> 00:36:39,360
my name isn't she beautiful

728
00:36:36,930 --> 00:36:46,230
well not having x-ray eyes she's

729
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:48,420
beautiful sure it's running late

730
00:36:46,230 --> 00:36:51,930
don't worry about your dreams and I come

731
00:36:48,420 --> 00:36:53,490
to my rocket I want to get it out of

732
00:36:51,930 --> 00:36:56,130
your way and about time too it's

733
00:36:53,490 --> 00:37:00,420
disrupted the whole timetable is up I'm

734
00:36:56,130 --> 00:37:01,890
gonna be some of your chapter IV a heavy

735
00:37:00,420 --> 00:37:03,840
remove oh yes I suppose you'd like the

736
00:37:01,890 --> 00:37:06,270
ticket collector and the porter and the

737
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:09,180
sea well I need them all you've gotten

738
00:37:06,270 --> 00:37:11,130
me known I would have kept some of my

739
00:37:09,180 --> 00:37:13,020
men here I've got an idea if we could

740
00:37:11,130 --> 00:37:14,460
lift it over this barrier we could slide

741
00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:16,350
it out of the window then put that down

742
00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:17,370
you do is have an injury oh it's cute is

743
00:37:16,350 --> 00:37:18,930
that I wonder if you'd like to do

744
00:37:17,370 --> 00:37:20,130
yourself an injury I mean hey we could

745
00:37:18,930 --> 00:37:21,480
you help me with this would you protect

746
00:37:20,130 --> 00:37:22,280
your shoulder under here thank you so

747
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,690
much

748
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:26,250
and Maddie wouldn't come here and did

749
00:37:24,690 --> 00:37:28,080
you put your hand and pull that way

750
00:37:26,250 --> 00:37:30,780
don't strain yourself again thank you if

751
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:32,070
we all lift it better and he push from

752
00:37:30,780 --> 00:37:33,480
the other end we could get it down to

753
00:37:32,070 --> 00:37:36,420
the window that's a jolly good idea

754
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:37,890
stationmaster where are you Oh David

755
00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:39,900
stationmaster would you mind going out

756
00:37:37,890 --> 00:37:41,610
onto the platform and swinging your end

757
00:37:39,900 --> 00:37:42,780
round to the left the bus wing it around

758
00:37:41,610 --> 00:37:44,310
to the left it will go for the lady

759
00:37:42,780 --> 00:37:46,170
smear out of the right and reduce to the

760
00:37:44,310 --> 00:37:51,600
gents but I want you all to pull

761
00:37:46,170 --> 00:37:52,710
together to six feet to 6 he you are

762
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:56,820
pulling aren't you sir

763
00:37:52,710 --> 00:37:59,300
yeah thank you to six keep it's not

764
00:37:56,820 --> 00:38:01,770
moving is it you want to pull out er

765
00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:03,450
well there's only four of us are

766
00:38:01,770 --> 00:38:05,370
gentlemen you're just in time to lend a

767
00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:07,020
have nothing beneath Varela Susan oh

768
00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:09,420
it's you we're try to take us through

769
00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:11,070
the shortcut will you help if I was ours

770
00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:15,440
to get these I know you care to the peak

771
00:38:11,070 --> 00:38:18,540
admission that we're all poor to 6t I

772
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:18,960
said pull not push oh you've done it

773
00:38:18,540 --> 00:38:21,000
this time

774
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:22,770
ladies or gents slip through the

775
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,010
indicator board thank goodness the

776
00:38:22,770 --> 00:38:32,269
trains are running late

777
00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:36,029
[Music]

778
00:38:32,269 --> 00:38:37,259
one ramen 500 Navis Oh mr. Daugherty I'd

779
00:38:36,029 --> 00:38:38,999
almost given you up now let's give

780
00:38:37,259 --> 00:38:40,799
myself up to smile you couldn't manage

781
00:38:38,999 --> 00:38:42,059
the extra one no maybe tomorrow we had a

782
00:38:40,799 --> 00:38:44,279
bit of transport trouble oh nothing

783
00:38:42,059 --> 00:38:45,509
serious at all you know what it is

784
00:38:44,279 --> 00:38:46,619
he asked if I were to drive you into

785
00:38:45,509 --> 00:38:48,599
Tony's got a million reasons why

786
00:38:46,619 --> 00:38:49,680
shouldn't the way we didn't have time to

787
00:38:48,599 --> 00:38:50,279
re-roll these it's no good out here

788
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,809
myself

789
00:38:50,279 --> 00:38:53,940
oh but supposing someone else so that

790
00:38:51,809 --> 00:38:55,259
means homemade smokes homemade sauce

791
00:38:53,940 --> 00:39:03,359
Tony don't tell the left Hanna team I

792
00:38:55,259 --> 00:39:05,910
believe your team arranged it goes eight

793
00:39:03,359 --> 00:39:07,380
maids of honour financing I don't know

794
00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:09,029
how you do it

795
00:39:07,380 --> 00:39:18,450
but you have got the banking of a very

796
00:39:09,029 --> 00:39:18,900
large organization Oh morning good

797
00:39:18,450 --> 00:39:20,460
morning

798
00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:21,539
mr. Duffy said to apologize about the

799
00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:23,160
net is may have been centered the bigger

800
00:39:21,539 --> 00:39:29,970
the vessel by mistake they're using kind

801
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:32,039
of serviettes fellows ghost here we are

802
00:39:29,970 --> 00:39:33,900
six guys the first flat oil-based paint

803
00:39:32,039 --> 00:39:35,549
it's not battleship cracking but it's

804
00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:36,839
the festival colour that's what I told

805
00:39:35,549 --> 00:39:38,819
the customers all last year

806
00:39:36,839 --> 00:39:40,529
look ain't you never seen London or

807
00:39:38,819 --> 00:39:41,910
Manchester everything's great

808
00:39:40,529 --> 00:39:44,220
yeah but you see the customers are

809
00:39:41,910 --> 00:39:45,960
asking for colour the post is put into

810
00:39:44,220 --> 00:39:49,069
some camouflage paint so next time you

811
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:49,069
can have all the colors you want

812
00:40:01,970 --> 00:40:07,440
[Applause]

813
00:40:11,870 --> 00:40:29,160
[Music]

814
00:40:26,030 --> 00:40:31,540
[Applause]

815
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:32,770
you're right now so thank you very much

816
00:40:31,540 --> 00:40:40,180
you've been most helpful I should write

817
00:40:32,770 --> 00:40:40,780
to mr. a about you I would know mystical

818
00:40:40,180 --> 00:40:43,060
in it

819
00:40:40,780 --> 00:40:45,040
wouldn't you Suzanne I know we only met

820
00:40:43,060 --> 00:40:46,360
yesterday let's oh really to ask you a

821
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:48,820
question like this you probably take it

822
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:50,260
very forward but do you think you could

823
00:40:48,820 --> 00:40:52,840
break the licensing laws and let me have

824
00:40:50,260 --> 00:41:02,770
a drink for a moment I thought I was

825
00:40:52,840 --> 00:41:04,930
gonna need one too come on you even

826
00:41:02,770 --> 00:41:06,700
remembered what I drank a good license

827
00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:07,780
he always remembers it customers swing

828
00:41:06,700 --> 00:41:09,280
Suzanne

829
00:41:07,780 --> 00:41:11,050
I'd like to ask you another question

830
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:13,390
Lily make that two

831
00:41:11,050 --> 00:41:15,369
well do you think that in time not right

832
00:41:13,390 --> 00:41:18,280
away but in time you could learn to like

833
00:41:15,369 --> 00:41:22,300
Rockets too when I lieutenant yeah with

834
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:24,400
it Humphrey öthey terrible isn't it have

835
00:41:22,300 --> 00:41:25,570
too young to protest know what I'm

836
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,490
trying to tell you it is a rocket isn't

837
00:41:25,570 --> 00:41:29,920
just sewing its feet of metal fuel and

838
00:41:27,490 --> 00:41:33,190
gas no that's why don't you tell the

839
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:39,430
Admiralty its own personality its own

840
00:41:33,190 --> 00:41:42,369
beauty of line you have to King oh I'm

841
00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:46,750
afraid we're breaking the law well even

842
00:41:42,369 --> 00:41:54,430
Nelson had a blind eye heaven T my shirt

843
00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:57,040
and I never get it clean Sonia arrived

844
00:41:54,430 --> 00:41:59,230
yesterday has no time to try to try what

845
00:41:57,040 --> 00:42:00,790
the Bacchus same day laundry service you

846
00:41:59,230 --> 00:42:03,300
pick it up daily or all they deliver

847
00:42:00,790 --> 00:42:08,010
every Wednesday who do you miss Bakke

848
00:42:03,300 --> 00:42:11,410
Tuesday dear Wednesday's eggs Wednesday

849
00:42:08,010 --> 00:42:13,900
with the Barclays bakers the what anti

850
00:42:11,410 --> 00:42:17,740
battle is good is our Tea Party it's

851
00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:19,840
they deliberate it's from chickens I

852
00:42:17,740 --> 00:42:22,300
believe that's the usual process Giggy

853
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:23,800
the poor pipe active what oh this is

854
00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:25,330
terrible right under my nose they must

855
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,590
think I'm a fool you must think I'm a

856
00:42:25,330 --> 00:42:27,880
fool don't answer me I just get back to

857
00:42:26,590 --> 00:42:29,619
the ship oh we were hoping you'd stay

858
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,330
for lunch lunch I may never have lunch

859
00:42:29,619 --> 00:42:34,300
again just black bread and water

860
00:42:31,330 --> 00:42:36,599
he left his jacket I forgot my judge

861
00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:38,489
it's a special lunch do

862
00:42:36,599 --> 00:42:40,140
sucking pig yes little baby piglet all

863
00:42:38,489 --> 00:42:46,829
crisp and crunchy from the battery

864
00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:48,449
picker is good well I've called this

865
00:42:46,829 --> 00:42:50,009
meeting of Barclays enterprises to

866
00:42:48,449 --> 00:42:50,640
review the present situation as it

867
00:42:50,009 --> 00:42:55,640
stands

868
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:55,640
Scouse all clear nothing

869
00:42:57,109 --> 00:43:01,499
I'll leave the switch down Scout so you

870
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:02,910
can hear the minutes thanks well

871
00:43:01,499 --> 00:43:04,410
gentlemen I'm happy to say that the

872
00:43:02,910 --> 00:43:06,420
major crisis of a new commanding officer

873
00:43:04,410 --> 00:43:08,519
seems to be well and truly under control

874
00:43:06,420 --> 00:43:10,140
thanks to you boasted no no credit

875
00:43:08,519 --> 00:43:11,729
baddest you I think it's all thanks to

876
00:43:10,140 --> 00:43:13,709
miss Suzy she turned up just in the nick

877
00:43:11,729 --> 00:43:20,099
of time like aphrodisiac rising from the

878
00:43:13,709 --> 00:43:22,289
sea don't tell me what I mean sorry now

879
00:43:20,099 --> 00:43:24,359
where was I rising from the sea oh yes

880
00:43:22,289 --> 00:43:25,949
well the situation being what it is I

881
00:43:24,359 --> 00:43:27,719
see no reason why we shouldn't continue

882
00:43:25,949 --> 00:43:30,239
our activities as we have done during

883
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:32,789
the past two years well I might as well

884
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:35,009
warn you your eggs are gonna drop off my

885
00:43:32,789 --> 00:43:37,469
eggs are gonna drop up you know missus

886
00:43:35,009 --> 00:43:38,999
the chickens get some more daylight did

887
00:43:37,469 --> 00:43:42,029
you know that the nights in Iceland are

888
00:43:38,999 --> 00:43:43,469
three months long in Iceland yes did you

889
00:43:42,029 --> 00:43:46,829
ever hear them being short of eggs in

890
00:43:43,469 --> 00:43:48,329
Iceland no no so what's the matter with

891
00:43:46,829 --> 00:43:54,390
your chickens they don't know about

892
00:43:48,329 --> 00:43:56,849
Iceland well tell them can I talk that

893
00:43:54,390 --> 00:44:00,299
if I finished you certainly thank you

894
00:43:56,849 --> 00:44:01,890
about that well I'm glad to be able to

895
00:44:00,299 --> 00:44:03,390
mention now that the last quarter

896
00:44:01,890 --> 00:44:06,109
Barclays enterprises are practically

897
00:44:03,390 --> 00:44:06,109
double their profits

898
00:44:06,979 --> 00:44:13,109
laundry's up bakeries up

899
00:44:09,809 --> 00:44:14,549
dairy produce up another sundry

900
00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:18,119
financial deals are all doing very

901
00:44:14,549 --> 00:44:20,160
nicely thank you wait for it wait for it

902
00:44:18,119 --> 00:44:22,910
don't panic now members of our Majesty's

903
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,910
Navy don't panic

904
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:35,920
all right guys the accident that's with

905
00:44:34,270 --> 00:44:37,390
us Emma in come out of a must for true

906
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:39,010
for a new branch of the home in colonial

907
00:44:37,390 --> 00:44:41,050
I beg your fascist you may well pick

908
00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:42,220
bipod you have the effrontery to stand

909
00:44:41,050 --> 00:44:43,600
and pretend that you didn't know there

910
00:44:42,220 --> 00:44:44,980
was a full-scale Don Reed operation

911
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:46,840
aboard this ship and brought this ship

912
00:44:44,980 --> 00:44:48,670
sir impossible impossible is it

913
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:51,369
we'll ask in the village pick it up

914
00:44:48,670 --> 00:44:52,960
every Tuesday and Wednesday they I might

915
00:44:51,369 --> 00:44:54,310
to understand sir that someone on board

916
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:56,020
here is operating the laundry and

917
00:44:54,310 --> 00:44:57,520
flogging eggs to the village and sucking

918
00:44:56,020 --> 00:44:59,770
pigs sucking hay is more crisp and

919
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:01,510
crunchy well sir with your permission I

920
00:44:59,770 --> 00:45:02,740
shall go down below immediately find out

921
00:45:01,510 --> 00:45:04,360
whoever it isn't haven't brought two

922
00:45:02,740 --> 00:45:05,650
jumped it don't you worry don't you what

923
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,240
if I could Lord man he might as well be

924
00:45:05,650 --> 00:45:14,170
flying the skull and crossbones now

925
00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:15,430
Deborah spot what's that say travel that

926
00:45:14,170 --> 00:45:16,180
looks like that's exactly what is done

927
00:45:15,430 --> 00:45:17,860
look here doctor

928
00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:21,210
I want the country brought to me in the

929
00:45:17,860 --> 00:45:21,210
ward room within the next 15 minutes

930
00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:43,300
what we've got 15 minutes between us and

931
00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:44,890
a rattle he's grumbled he's run for what

932
00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:47,140
but not who do you mean he's gonna

933
00:45:44,890 --> 00:45:49,420
shoppers well that rather depends on you

934
00:45:47,140 --> 00:45:51,250
steady boy oh I'm big yours but I have

935
00:45:49,420 --> 00:45:53,650
no sacrificial lamb have you ever done

936
00:45:51,250 --> 00:45:54,970
any acting how do you know why you're

937
00:45:53,650 --> 00:45:58,619
about the given Academy Award

938
00:45:54,970 --> 00:46:00,910
performance call me Oscar for you

939
00:45:58,619 --> 00:46:05,109
leave it alone Perkins and get me a

940
00:46:00,910 --> 00:46:06,190
drink yes signals need the buckle news

941
00:46:05,109 --> 00:46:08,490
bad news

942
00:46:06,190 --> 00:46:13,060
why if this ever gets to Whitehall

943
00:46:08,490 --> 00:46:14,619
Jackie yes sir it isn't you is it me sir

944
00:46:13,060 --> 00:46:15,880
now look me in the eye Perkins what do

945
00:46:14,619 --> 00:46:20,310
you know about pigs eggs and laundry

946
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:23,800
pigs eggs look up knocking come in I

947
00:46:20,310 --> 00:46:25,690
found him Sir what already yes sir and I

948
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,950
must say it's been quite a shock but is

949
00:46:25,690 --> 00:46:27,730
nothing to the shock was coming to him

950
00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:29,619
who is it

951
00:46:27,730 --> 00:46:31,240
it's Barker sir the last man I would

952
00:46:29,619 --> 00:46:33,690
have expected shall I bring him in for

953
00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:52,810
yourself yes yes

954
00:46:33,690 --> 00:46:54,130
excuse me sir Abel team Ibaka sir charge

955
00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:56,110
would keep in chicken selling produce

956
00:46:54,130 --> 00:47:03,130
taken in laundry in a manner prejudicial

957
00:46:56,110 --> 00:47:04,960
to go daughter sorry sir sorry you turn

958
00:47:03,130 --> 00:47:12,600
this ship into a floating food fact you

959
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:13,750
know Lee who say is you're sorry man yes

960
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,400
sir

961
00:47:13,750 --> 00:47:17,410
it all started with my mother in Oh sir

962
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:19,150
she kept getting on at my missus about

963
00:47:17,410 --> 00:47:20,380
how she'd married beneath her she kept

964
00:47:19,150 --> 00:47:21,940
going on about her other daughter what

965
00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:24,130
it married an African team manager oh

966
00:47:21,940 --> 00:47:25,810
yes Alfre could always bring over the

967
00:47:24,130 --> 00:47:28,420
odd crate of butter or gash of deep

968
00:47:25,810 --> 00:47:30,130
Alfred had given his wife tele sir and a

969
00:47:28,420 --> 00:47:32,950
fridge sir what did I ever given my

970
00:47:30,130 --> 00:47:34,600
missus I will tell you I'll give a 13

971
00:47:32,950 --> 00:47:39,580
little ones to look after but what's

972
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:41,590
they enough know and please let us uh is

973
00:47:39,580 --> 00:47:43,120
Nate nag nag why don't I get more money

974
00:47:41,590 --> 00:47:45,250
why don't I get promoted

975
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:47,080
I'll keep telling him sir I'd spend all

976
00:47:45,250 --> 00:47:49,030
my last eighteen years trying to stay as

977
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:51,190
an Able Seaman but I don't mind sir

978
00:47:49,030 --> 00:47:52,210
because I love the Navy you and the

979
00:47:51,190 --> 00:47:55,300
other officers sir

980
00:47:52,210 --> 00:47:58,300
Abby night father's to me I never had a

981
00:47:55,300 --> 00:47:59,800
father sir I see what you're trying to

982
00:47:58,300 --> 00:48:02,590
tell me is you did all this for these 13

983
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:04,630
little bit Barker's yes sir then and

984
00:48:02,590 --> 00:48:06,130
y'all know the Navy I couldn't have a

985
00:48:04,630 --> 00:48:07,420
mother going round Peabody building

986
00:48:06,130 --> 00:48:10,860
saying that I'm not alone couldn't look

987
00:48:07,420 --> 00:48:13,540
after his wife and kids now could I say

988
00:48:10,860 --> 00:48:15,790
gashing tea and flogging and setting

989
00:48:13,540 --> 00:48:18,010
eggs Barker I know sir but I already

990
00:48:15,790 --> 00:48:19,810
needed another five quid so that I could

991
00:48:18,010 --> 00:48:21,370
get the furniture back it was the

992
00:48:19,810 --> 00:48:23,590
thought of all those smiling little

993
00:48:21,370 --> 00:48:26,200
faces sir all snuggled up in a real bed

994
00:48:23,590 --> 00:48:30,000
I know I done wrong sir

995
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:30,000
but you can see how it was con you

996
00:48:39,190 --> 00:48:43,910
vodka I want you to have this but so

997
00:48:42,289 --> 00:48:46,099
don't argue with a novel South America

998
00:48:43,910 --> 00:48:47,599
this time we should forget all that but

999
00:48:46,099 --> 00:48:48,979
if I ever catch you in oh you want I

1000
00:48:47,599 --> 00:48:51,529
want you to ever eat chicken every bit

1001
00:48:48,979 --> 00:48:55,190
of laundry off the ship and put on shore

1002
00:48:51,529 --> 00:48:57,019
all pigs piglets Popeye yes but not as

1003
00:48:55,190 --> 00:48:58,819
much Elvis docketed this is a ship not

1004
00:48:57,019 --> 00:49:00,650
HMS WIPs name I know that sir but

1005
00:48:58,819 --> 00:49:02,029
turning as far as I'm concerned you will

1006
00:49:00,650 --> 00:49:05,089
stick a big bed with all the other 13

1007
00:49:02,029 --> 00:49:15,680
little smiling faces shall I carry on

1008
00:49:05,089 --> 00:49:17,239
carry on Able Seaman butter on will it

1009
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:20,150
be anything else sir give me a large

1010
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:22,729
gash of gin yes you that was a close one

1011
00:49:20,150 --> 00:49:24,289
steady I swear boy did you ever see such

1012
00:49:22,729 --> 00:49:26,599
a performance it's worth a bug right

1013
00:49:24,289 --> 00:49:28,459
there mate we're gonna need this ocean I

1014
00:49:26,599 --> 00:49:29,809
heard that y'all and six months hard if

1015
00:49:28,459 --> 00:49:31,009
you don't do what I said they don't get

1016
00:49:29,809 --> 00:49:31,369
rid of everything will you shut up and

1017
00:49:31,009 --> 00:49:32,690
listen

1018
00:49:31,369 --> 00:49:34,249
where's the pits down in the engineers

1019
00:49:32,690 --> 00:49:36,319
Kevin nip down the tail chippy the nails

1020
00:49:34,249 --> 00:49:37,309
and felt open soundproofing Mickey you

1021
00:49:36,319 --> 00:49:38,660
know down the village and get as many

1022
00:49:37,309 --> 00:49:40,430
birds as this one by well they in

1023
00:49:38,660 --> 00:49:41,690
foolish all roasted chickens he doesn't

1024
00:49:40,430 --> 00:49:43,999
want to live by the bar so we're getting

1025
00:49:41,690 --> 00:49:46,219
that one cool now you've got something

1026
00:49:43,999 --> 00:49:47,719
there I have got something here which is

1027
00:49:46,219 --> 00:49:50,019
just as good cuz I got a crew of right

1028
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:50,019
class

1029
00:49:59,690 --> 00:50:04,160
I think I should hold it nice and steady

1030
00:50:02,170 --> 00:50:05,560
any good stuff she should be here any

1031
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:07,550
minute now

1032
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:08,900
Perkins what can I do for you well I

1033
00:50:07,550 --> 00:50:10,280
thought you had nothing to eat you might

1034
00:50:08,900 --> 00:50:11,120
like a little something that's extremely

1035
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,410
kind of you Perkins

1036
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:14,750
what have you got there roast chicken

1037
00:50:12,410 --> 00:50:16,550
and bacon sir roast chicken and bacon on

1038
00:50:14,750 --> 00:50:18,350
the schnauzer what about you chippy no

1039
00:50:16,550 --> 00:50:20,300
thank you sir I had chicken for lunch

1040
00:50:18,350 --> 00:50:21,680
Danny Perkins No thank you very much sir

1041
00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:23,360
I had chicken for supper everyone had

1042
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:24,830
chicken for supper but I must say we all

1043
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:26,360
eat extremely well on Vorlon ship coming

1044
00:50:24,830 --> 00:50:27,770
yes sir today's meals come with the

1045
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:29,300
compliments of Able Seaman barker sir

1046
00:50:27,770 --> 00:50:34,010
well please convey my compliments you

1047
00:50:29,300 --> 00:50:35,720
able seaman Barker okay ibaka yes and

1048
00:50:34,010 --> 00:50:36,320
this is not one of the you told him to

1049
00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:37,670
get rid of them

1050
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:41,120
I didn't tell you to turn the ship into

1051
00:50:37,670 --> 00:50:44,600
a slaughterhouse I mean it Perkins

1052
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:45,890
this is Morrell de well sir your orders

1053
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,630
my orders were to get them off the ship

1054
00:50:45,890 --> 00:50:51,640
nobody want to sit around eating I go

1055
00:50:47,630 --> 00:50:51,640
you're nothing but a bunch of cannibals

1056
00:50:56,180 --> 00:50:59,270
[Applause]

1057
00:51:01,500 --> 00:51:04,770
it's yeah

1058
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:16,480
hi hi hello mr. Dorothy oh hello miss

1059
00:51:14,349 --> 00:51:17,380
Uzi hi boys I've brought everybody's bag

1060
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,730
whoa she's in the bank

1061
00:51:17,380 --> 00:51:20,260
yes well I'll leave it there for the

1062
00:51:18,730 --> 00:51:21,580
minute now contains the meat Buster's

1063
00:51:20,260 --> 00:51:22,990
never arrived nothing wrong

1064
00:51:21,580 --> 00:51:25,720
oh well we have a little labor trouble

1065
00:51:22,990 --> 00:51:27,340
you oh hello sir The Rocketeer yes

1066
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:29,140
come on telethon Rocketeer that's that's

1067
00:51:27,340 --> 00:51:35,619
it isn't she beautiful

1068
00:51:29,140 --> 00:51:37,540
hello Suzanne hello Rawnsley would you

1069
00:51:35,619 --> 00:51:39,550
mind master your working party sir

1070
00:51:37,540 --> 00:51:40,570
all right you three get up there and get

1071
00:51:39,550 --> 00:51:43,270
it unloaded quick as you like

1072
00:51:40,570 --> 00:51:44,560
go on I'll take off she's my rocket you

1073
00:51:43,270 --> 00:51:46,090
can't see her properly but you wait till

1074
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:48,300
she's unboxed now be careful of the note

1075
00:51:46,090 --> 00:51:50,349
whatever you do don't bang the nose

1076
00:51:48,300 --> 00:51:51,760
pillowcase it doing there but don't be

1077
00:51:50,349 --> 00:51:53,470
banging this no sir what an excellent

1078
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:55,930
idea now be very careful eating us

1079
00:51:53,470 --> 00:51:56,680
eating like apples again pity I eat it

1080
00:51:55,930 --> 00:51:59,640
that's right

1081
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,640
never take apart

1082
00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:04,810
[Music]

1083
00:52:07,090 --> 00:52:17,630
[Music]

1084
00:52:20,930 --> 00:52:43,860
[Music]

1085
00:52:39,950 --> 00:52:44,910
do what it says knees enough eww

1086
00:52:43,860 --> 00:52:51,560
now what have you done bang the nose

1087
00:52:44,910 --> 00:52:51,560
there is that after the

1088
00:52:52,860 --> 00:53:10,560
[Music]

1089
00:53:06,180 --> 00:53:10,560
[Applause]

1090
00:53:12,350 --> 00:53:20,930
[Music]

1091
00:53:18,549 --> 00:53:26,480
all right potion you could carry on aye

1092
00:53:20,930 --> 00:53:29,450
aye sir thanks very much and sleep well

1093
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:30,950
like working party left turn quick march

1094
00:53:29,450 --> 00:53:34,279
and you put your clothes on what do you

1095
00:53:30,950 --> 00:53:36,049
think this is the Folies Bergere I'm

1096
00:53:34,279 --> 00:53:38,779
glad you were the first to see it up I'm

1097
00:53:36,049 --> 00:53:40,339
glad to Sudan I owe you an apology for

1098
00:53:38,779 --> 00:53:42,349
rushing off so rudely this morning you

1099
00:53:40,339 --> 00:53:43,730
don't owe me anything we just wondered

1100
00:53:42,349 --> 00:53:45,019
what had happened that was a bit of a

1101
00:53:43,730 --> 00:53:46,970
shock learning about the eggs and the

1102
00:53:45,019 --> 00:53:47,960
laundry and all that was yes we didn't

1103
00:53:46,970 --> 00:53:50,059
worry your pretty little head about it I

1104
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:51,380
got it all straightened out Oh wonderful

1105
00:53:50,059 --> 00:53:54,380
does that mean I can take the mid

1106
00:53:51,380 --> 00:53:56,599
pasties back with me what we tested the

1107
00:53:54,380 --> 00:53:58,160
two dozen we all did you don't know how

1108
00:53:56,599 --> 00:54:00,109
many resented the pig and whistle and

1109
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:02,660
you see cookie said he'd baked him today

1110
00:54:00,109 --> 00:54:04,640
I mean bark no bark is the Eggman

1111
00:54:02,660 --> 00:54:06,470
darkest vegan cookies the past two

1112
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:08,480
minutes right and when the person said

1113
00:54:06,470 --> 00:54:09,230
we couldn't one of the books we got to

1114
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:11,450
do with a be festive

1115
00:54:09,230 --> 00:54:13,369
nothing except we said love with him you

1116
00:54:11,450 --> 00:54:16,099
settle up with it it's dry so they're

1117
00:54:13,369 --> 00:54:18,529
all in it in one devote the cook Sudan

1118
00:54:16,099 --> 00:54:27,859
come with me huh three well it's going

1119
00:54:18,529 --> 00:54:29,269
oh oh you don't you stay right here

1120
00:54:27,859 --> 00:54:32,380
where's the galley the galleys have to

1121
00:54:29,269 --> 00:54:32,380
get it in there sir

1122
00:54:41,049 --> 00:54:47,239
sir can I suppose that this is the

1123
00:54:45,739 --> 00:54:48,619
little dessert you ran up for the ship's

1124
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:49,969
company no sir

1125
00:54:48,619 --> 00:54:55,549
actually it's for mrs. Green's Bar

1126
00:54:49,969 --> 00:54:56,929
Mitzvah present you i want the crew

1127
00:54:55,549 --> 00:54:58,699
assembled in the ward room in the ocean

1128
00:54:56,929 --> 00:54:59,900
in my cabin right away yes and I wanted

1129
00:54:58,699 --> 00:55:04,519
to bring his log book and his account

1130
00:54:59,900 --> 00:55:11,299
books yes sir miss Sudan you come with

1131
00:55:04,519 --> 00:55:13,699
me ships cigarettes and ships alcohol oh

1132
00:55:11,299 --> 00:55:15,559
yes those boughs of neighbors Robinson

1133
00:55:13,699 --> 00:55:16,579
like right Suzanne why did you ever get

1134
00:55:15,559 --> 00:55:18,650
mixed up in all this

1135
00:55:16,579 --> 00:55:21,140
but mr. Daugherty said they were

1136
00:55:18,650 --> 00:55:23,179
government service supplies Daugherty

1137
00:55:21,140 --> 00:55:24,799
says yes like those cut-price toilets

1138
00:55:23,179 --> 00:55:26,689
and blankets and neighborhoods and

1139
00:55:24,799 --> 00:55:30,439
duffle coats they're not sitting ducks

1140
00:55:26,689 --> 00:55:31,519
come in keep petty officer docket

1141
00:55:30,439 --> 00:55:34,160
reporting as ordered sir

1142
00:55:31,519 --> 00:55:36,439
come in chief petty officer doctor and

1143
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:37,400
put those down there I'd very much like

1144
00:55:36,439 --> 00:55:39,199
to say a few words

1145
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:40,789
Oh [ __ ] you would yours should be the

1146
00:55:39,199 --> 00:55:41,689
most interesting court-martial since the

1147
00:55:40,789 --> 00:55:43,249
mutiny on the bounty

1148
00:55:41,689 --> 00:55:44,509
I'm sure I can explain everything sir

1149
00:55:43,249 --> 00:55:47,539
when i let's start with this show in

1150
00:55:44,509 --> 00:55:49,579
August the 5th 46th sides of bacon 46

1151
00:55:47,539 --> 00:55:51,140
sides of bacon I well no that's the

1152
00:55:49,579 --> 00:55:52,549
normal ration for ships compliments did

1153
00:55:51,140 --> 00:55:55,459
you have another normal complement for

1154
00:55:52,549 --> 00:55:56,839
two years one year sir 11 months and 27

1155
00:55:55,459 --> 00:55:57,289
to show you indented with a lot just the

1156
00:55:56,839 --> 00:55:58,999
same

1157
00:55:57,289 --> 00:56:00,619
yes they will begging your pardon

1158
00:55:58,999 --> 00:56:02,269
there's an old sailor in the Navy

1159
00:56:00,619 --> 00:56:03,709
what you don't ask for you don't get

1160
00:56:02,269 --> 00:56:04,670
it's for begging your part and you're

1161
00:56:03,709 --> 00:56:07,969
gonna get what you asked for

1162
00:56:04,670 --> 00:56:11,209
it's continued September the 13th 265

1163
00:56:07,969 --> 00:56:13,130
gallons of take 265 gallons it's enough

1164
00:56:11,209 --> 00:56:14,929
to pick the ship from stem to stern and

1165
00:56:13,130 --> 00:56:16,640
that's what we indented she hasn't got a

1166
00:56:14,929 --> 00:56:17,839
little paint on Illumina well you see

1167
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:20,029
here they need a little paint in the

1168
00:56:17,839 --> 00:56:22,099
village we use em to repaint the bicycle

1169
00:56:20,029 --> 00:56:23,059
she do then you stay out of this did you

1170
00:56:22,099 --> 00:56:25,009
mean to tell me that you you you you

1171
00:56:23,059 --> 00:56:26,839
sold that too we couldn't very well get

1172
00:56:25,009 --> 00:56:28,099
government property or we can add mum

1173
00:56:26,839 --> 00:56:30,289
had come down and inspected the place

1174
00:56:28,099 --> 00:56:31,969
one thing making your parents hurt

1175
00:56:30,289 --> 00:56:33,439
I don't know of any senior officer who

1176
00:56:31,969 --> 00:56:35,089
would stray as far as Meadows nd you

1177
00:56:33,439 --> 00:56:36,829
look I'm asking the question talkative

1178
00:56:35,089 --> 00:56:38,390
or you aren't very good question okay

1179
00:56:36,829 --> 00:56:41,029
when I put in my report you're gonna see

1180
00:56:38,390 --> 00:56:43,189
Admirals naval patrols police black

1181
00:56:41,029 --> 00:56:45,170
mirages down at Naples end meadows then

1182
00:56:43,189 --> 00:56:46,339
you Suzanne you stay out of this say

1183
00:56:45,170 --> 00:56:49,299
that talkative

1184
00:56:46,339 --> 00:56:49,299
you follow me

1185
00:56:53,430 --> 00:56:58,310
[Music]

1186
00:56:56,200 --> 00:57:00,410
well you're a pretty sorry bunch of

1187
00:56:58,310 --> 00:57:01,520
desperados this little record of

1188
00:57:00,410 --> 00:57:02,930
chicanery is going to see you nicely

1189
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,040
tucked away in detention barracks but

1190
00:57:02,930 --> 00:57:05,330
quite a long time to come this he'll

1191
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:05,990
bark on the person I doubt if you'll

1192
00:57:05,330 --> 00:57:08,660
never come out

1193
00:57:05,990 --> 00:57:10,760
46 sides of bacon and a debuff is the

1194
00:57:08,660 --> 00:57:12,980
Mitzvah and one of the same day laundry

1195
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:15,230
indented for two dozen crates of soap in

1196
00:57:12,980 --> 00:57:16,760
1508 of coal for the boilers I suppose

1197
00:57:15,230 --> 00:57:19,070
you'll be making rocking horses yes sir

1198
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:20,840
this is the most grateful what do you

1199
00:57:19,070 --> 00:57:23,780
mean yes I'm twelve sir ah thank you

1200
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:26,030
twelve what we make up for the Christmas

1201
00:57:23,780 --> 00:57:26,960
toys I'm sorry out of old bulkhead

1202
00:57:26,030 --> 00:57:35,600
Christmas

1203
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:37,670
follow me bus what are you doing here

1204
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:39,290
signal for mrs. Webb mrs. M she left sir

1205
00:57:37,670 --> 00:57:41,000
seemed rather upset and do you wonder

1206
00:57:39,290 --> 00:57:42,590
after being bamboozled by a bunch of

1207
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:44,180
freebooters wait outside

1208
00:57:42,590 --> 00:57:45,830
I've got a long signal for you to set

1209
00:57:44,180 --> 00:57:47,260
you're sending a signal about Oscar

1210
00:57:45,830 --> 00:57:50,090
don't you think you oughta reflect on it

1211
00:57:47,260 --> 00:57:51,770
here's for you to reflect on flag

1212
00:57:50,090 --> 00:57:53,660
officer commanding reserve P will be

1213
00:57:51,770 --> 00:57:55,370
inspecting ships and establishments in

1214
00:57:53,660 --> 00:57:57,800
Southeast c'mon between the 21st and the

1215
00:57:55,370 --> 00:57:59,720
28th inst and for a star he's gonna want

1216
00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:02,210
to know what happened to 265 gallons of

1217
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:03,800
paint ah well now I start we'd have to

1218
00:58:02,210 --> 00:58:04,880
tell him how you took six gallons of it

1219
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:07,880
into the village today

1220
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:10,010
how did what in the Bois de Yoker let me

1221
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:11,660
see now that was a battle of Rome 400

1222
00:58:10,010 --> 00:58:13,130
duty freeze the eggs in the laundry in

1223
00:58:11,660 --> 00:58:14,840
the boot of my car and we have to tell

1224
00:58:13,130 --> 00:58:16,370
the truth we don't be on all keep those

1225
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:18,410
things within my car you nothing about

1226
00:58:16,370 --> 00:58:26,840
of course you didn't sir we know that

1227
00:58:18,410 --> 00:58:27,350
and you know that person this is

1228
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:29,570
blackmail

1229
00:58:27,350 --> 00:58:31,370
oh I'd hardly say that that's a very

1230
00:58:29,570 --> 00:58:33,590
strong word no putting it in the Queen's

1231
00:58:31,370 --> 00:58:35,570
English I'd say it adds up to you

1232
00:58:33,590 --> 00:58:37,460
scratch our backs and we scratch yours

1233
00:58:35,570 --> 00:58:38,900
I'm not gonna stretch anybody's back

1234
00:58:37,460 --> 00:58:40,430
then of course we'd have to point out

1235
00:58:38,900 --> 00:58:42,520
how very nicely to you yourself was

1236
00:58:40,430 --> 00:58:44,720
doing out of Acme enterprises

1237
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:45,800
I'd say you had a very high standard of

1238
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:47,870
living if you don't mind me saying so

1239
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:49,790
stop all breakfast in bed no sticking in

1240
00:58:47,870 --> 00:58:52,730
the wheelhouse Rome from the Christmas

1241
00:58:49,790 --> 00:58:55,220
Club and young ladies in your cabin at

1242
00:58:52,730 --> 00:58:56,720
night died if you bring miss Suzanne

1243
00:58:55,220 --> 00:58:59,630
into this I'd say he was already in it

1244
00:58:56,720 --> 00:59:01,430
sir right up the half doing it

1245
00:58:59,630 --> 00:59:02,930
as soon as we've cleared up the out

1246
00:59:01,430 --> 00:59:05,269
standard on us we wind it up how's that

1247
00:59:02,930 --> 00:59:06,949
consume liquidus when the flag officer

1248
00:59:05,269 --> 00:59:08,749
come on no no no don't you worry about

1249
00:59:06,949 --> 00:59:10,099
our end of it we'll have everything well

1250
00:59:08,749 --> 00:59:12,289
out the way along before he gets okay

1251
00:59:10,099 --> 00:59:14,359
what about the paint well yeah I guess

1252
00:59:12,289 --> 00:59:16,400
some won't you I'll have to get some we

1253
00:59:14,359 --> 00:59:20,559
do you think I'm gonna find 265 gallons

1254
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:20,559
of paint well that is the way it is

1255
00:59:21,630 --> 00:59:24,860
[Music]

1256
00:59:32,079 --> 00:59:35,900
what's today's market price of paint

1257
00:59:34,190 --> 00:59:39,619
down at the basis of current quotation

1258
00:59:35,900 --> 00:59:49,880
is a pint of paint frittata grunts 265

1259
00:59:39,619 --> 00:59:51,709
gallons of paint not rum come on no

1260
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:52,969
one's forcing you to happy I mean I

1261
00:59:51,709 --> 00:59:54,529
expect you've got a perfectly good

1262
00:59:52,969 --> 00:59:57,829
excuse for the rocket in the wheelhouse

1263
00:59:54,529 --> 00:59:59,569
what about the rocket your house in NEA

1264
00:59:57,829 --> 01:00:01,009
you lot remember anything in Queens regs

1265
00:59:59,569 --> 01:00:03,529
and I got the instructions about cutting

1266
01:00:01,009 --> 01:00:07,099
holes in our platelets or removing

1267
01:00:03,529 --> 01:00:10,039
wheels vinegars companies etc tomorrow

1268
01:00:07,099 --> 01:00:11,599
morning you'll go down to the base to

1269
01:00:10,039 --> 01:00:12,890
the paint store and asked to see my

1270
01:00:11,599 --> 01:00:14,569
awful chief petty officer Roberts

1271
01:00:12,890 --> 01:00:15,920
Roberts yes tell him I sent you you

1272
01:00:14,569 --> 01:00:17,989
won't have any trouble there isn't much

1273
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:20,239
more to have is there you say to him

1274
01:00:17,989 --> 01:00:22,699
you're ho ho and a bottle of rum he'll

1275
01:00:20,239 --> 01:00:29,839
say how much and you tell him yo-ho-ho

1276
01:00:22,699 --> 01:00:31,039
and a bottle of rum all right lads now

1277
01:00:29,839 --> 01:00:32,719
then the F horse he's gonna inspect the

1278
01:00:31,039 --> 01:00:34,190
ship this week I want everything stored

1279
01:00:32,719 --> 01:00:42,650
on camouflage now then junk do it let's

1280
01:00:34,190 --> 01:00:45,910
be having chief petty officer Roberts

1281
01:00:42,650 --> 01:00:49,819
good morning I'm a friend of Mr docketed

1282
01:00:45,910 --> 01:00:51,259
Roberts yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum no

1283
01:00:49,819 --> 01:00:54,009
not very much just two hundred and

1284
01:00:51,259 --> 01:00:54,009
sixty-five gallon

1285
01:00:56,980 --> 01:01:08,480
[Music]

1286
01:01:06,140 --> 01:01:15,110
[Applause]

1287
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:17,320
[Music]

1288
01:01:15,110 --> 01:01:25,850
[Applause]

1289
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:28,530
[Music]

1290
01:01:25,850 --> 01:01:30,060
the monitor why do they have to arrange

1291
01:01:28,530 --> 01:01:32,430
a term inspection to the last week of

1292
01:01:30,060 --> 01:01:34,530
racing hey used to be some organization

1293
01:01:32,430 --> 01:01:36,480
in the Navy so I believe well if you

1294
01:01:34,530 --> 01:01:38,970
plan the artillery yes indeed sir

1295
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:40,740
if we start off with Vanguard here this

1296
01:01:38,970 --> 01:01:42,330
morning as a phase called Tennyson less

1297
01:01:40,740 --> 01:01:44,010
than half an hour away and the meeting

1298
01:01:42,330 --> 01:01:45,870
doesn't start there until 2:30 what am I

1299
01:01:44,010 --> 01:01:47,400
supposed to do between Vanguard and 2:30

1300
01:01:45,870 --> 01:01:49,380
then I thought you were taking a couple

1301
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:51,330
of destroyers at Thorpe miss Sherwood

1302
01:01:49,380 --> 01:01:53,040
and Windsor three inspections and one

1303
01:01:51,330 --> 01:01:53,430
race meeting you're a fool flags I'm

1304
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:55,050
sorry

1305
01:01:53,430 --> 01:01:58,440
find me one inspection and three race

1306
01:01:55,050 --> 01:01:59,820
meetings with you well sir well the

1307
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:02,460
nearest thing that that is Meadows Inn

1308
01:01:59,820 --> 01:02:04,200
is that a place or a horse a village sir

1309
01:02:02,460 --> 01:02:06,240
there are two racecourse is within a few

1310
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:08,640
miles radius anything to inspect a

1311
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:10,110
rather old slopes a capital will inspect

1312
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:13,290
the sloop first yes sir

1313
01:02:10,110 --> 01:02:15,450
what she called uh HMS Barclays Oh the

1314
01:02:13,290 --> 01:02:16,950
Barclays Great Scott she's still

1315
01:02:15,450 --> 01:02:18,150
offended I must confess it up till this

1316
01:02:16,950 --> 01:02:20,370
morning I never heard of her

1317
01:02:18,150 --> 01:02:23,880
did you know Noah she was a very first

1318
01:02:20,370 --> 01:02:25,110
command yo Barclays a well well well so

1319
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:27,540
I go to the base saloon know we're

1320
01:02:25,110 --> 01:02:29,730
coming is yes yes Oh Bob Lee that's my

1321
01:02:27,540 --> 01:02:31,770
so I'll give me the base video captain

1322
01:02:29,730 --> 01:02:34,440
combs legislation is a Meadows end

1323
01:02:31,770 --> 01:02:35,670
there's n why don't they give the

1324
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:37,800
runners of this flames

1325
01:02:35,670 --> 01:02:40,850
Oh captain Coombs ever sees office yes

1326
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:46,080
sir yes very good

1327
01:02:40,850 --> 01:02:48,170
now which the Barclays yes we laid on

1328
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:51,810
right goodbye

1329
01:02:48,170 --> 01:02:53,310
sod sir if you'll cease arriving half an

1330
01:02:51,810 --> 01:02:53,610
hour inform RPO and all station very

1331
01:02:53,310 --> 01:02:55,830
good

1332
01:02:53,610 --> 01:02:57,480
what's this about the party wants to

1333
01:02:55,830 --> 01:02:59,190
inspect at first weight is shared in

1334
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:00,450
their shoes at this command did I until

1335
01:02:59,190 --> 01:03:02,040
that's now I always thought you block

1336
01:03:00,450 --> 01:03:04,140
atomic clocks area signals obviously

1337
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:06,450
know where she is she knows huh

1338
01:03:04,140 --> 01:03:09,630
find a to miss Barclay for me parity you

1339
01:03:06,450 --> 01:03:10,980
made oh man Foley before yes I have

1340
01:03:09,630 --> 01:03:12,750
when he's in charge of that rocket

1341
01:03:10,980 --> 01:03:14,550
research base I suppose it would only be

1342
01:03:12,750 --> 01:03:16,440
you made a warm the Barclays yes poor

1343
01:03:14,550 --> 01:03:17,990
beggars that's not their commanding

1344
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:27,040
officers supplies proof

1345
01:03:17,990 --> 01:03:29,540
[Music]

1346
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:32,750
which way to the naval barracks please

1347
01:03:29,540 --> 01:03:34,700
Oh down the hill barely

1348
01:03:32,750 --> 01:03:38,200
that's on the right unless you want to

1349
01:03:34,700 --> 01:03:38,200
take a shortcut you know I'm allergic

1350
01:03:39,500 --> 01:04:11,830
[Music]

1351
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:11,830
[Applause]

1352
01:04:12,470 --> 01:04:16,920
[Music]

1353
01:04:14,940 --> 01:04:18,150
yeah I'm sweetness how a scientist a

1354
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,650
little misunderstanding I should say so

1355
01:04:18,150 --> 01:04:21,150
I suppose you've laid out a full

1356
01:04:19,650 --> 01:04:21,750
official visit to the Berkeley have you

1357
01:04:21,150 --> 01:04:22,829
yes sir

1358
01:04:21,750 --> 01:04:24,270
well that's exactly what I don't want

1359
01:04:22,829 --> 01:04:25,530
but I understood your thing in the song

1360
01:04:24,270 --> 01:04:26,849
just a beggar telling himself that's

1361
01:04:25,530 --> 01:04:28,589
enough know what everyone getting up

1362
01:04:26,849 --> 01:04:31,140
everyone else's beat no girl cancer have

1363
01:04:28,589 --> 01:04:32,280
you got a Chevy cherry oh yes sir we

1364
01:04:31,140 --> 01:04:33,300
will you have some very good chain what

1365
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:35,430
the Dickens you give me waiting out here

1366
01:04:33,300 --> 01:04:39,750
boy this way do we go

1367
01:04:35,430 --> 01:04:43,400
yes sir oh come along all right Davis

1368
01:04:39,750 --> 01:04:54,590
cancel everything I said

1369
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:54,590
[Music]

1370
01:04:54,840 --> 01:05:00,520
good morning sir

1371
01:04:56,440 --> 01:05:03,090
yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum daughter to

1372
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:05,170
set me sir mr. Docherty of the Barclays

1373
01:05:03,090 --> 01:05:07,000
I'm afraid I'm not quite with you sir

1374
01:05:05,170 --> 01:05:09,130
well you are Chief Petty Officer Robert

1375
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:11,400
Angier Nasser oh he's just going down to

1376
01:05:09,130 --> 01:05:15,300
the dock sir can I help you out

1377
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:15,300
Sapna sir take a seat

1378
01:05:16,730 --> 01:05:30,180
[Music]

1379
01:05:27,750 --> 01:05:32,829
cheapest lobster and the monitor

1380
01:05:30,180 --> 01:05:34,510
yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum beg your

1381
01:05:32,829 --> 01:05:34,930
pardon sir I got the necessary in my

1382
01:05:34,510 --> 01:05:37,930
boot

1383
01:05:34,930 --> 01:05:40,440
yes sir where you are Robert Sancho no

1384
01:05:37,930 --> 01:05:52,000
sir I'm Davis I go on me

1385
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:55,640
[Music]

1386
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:57,770
they are Boise levels is up last night

1387
01:05:55,640 --> 01:06:12,590
well we thought were the boys working so

1388
01:05:57,770 --> 01:06:13,520
hard spectrum ed quarters do hey what do

1389
01:06:12,590 --> 01:06:16,190
you think you're doing often in the

1390
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:18,760
captain's orders I tell you whether it's

1391
01:06:16,190 --> 01:06:18,760
Arjun or not

1392
01:06:22,030 --> 01:06:26,420
all right scrub the clean and he's on

1393
01:06:24,110 --> 01:06:27,620
its way who fell wasn't all the ever now

1394
01:06:26,420 --> 01:06:30,140
well they're all the fitters out the way

1395
01:06:27,620 --> 01:06:31,550
right right now here's what we do

1396
01:06:30,140 --> 01:06:34,640
Dean open assemble on the mystic duty

1397
01:06:31,550 --> 01:06:35,660
lofty get that the other way well what

1398
01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:37,730
are we gonna do if he doesn't get here

1399
01:06:35,660 --> 01:06:39,260
who the Admiral no fair weather you see

1400
01:06:37,730 --> 01:06:40,190
these Admirals of funny people when they

1401
01:06:39,260 --> 01:06:41,420
come aboard they expect to have an

1402
01:06:40,190 --> 01:06:42,110
office away in the greater well that's

1403
01:06:41,420 --> 01:06:44,630
his problem

1404
01:06:42,110 --> 01:06:45,770
oh there's gratitude for you last night

1405
01:06:44,630 --> 01:06:46,730
you were scared to death when he gonna

1406
01:06:45,770 --> 01:06:48,290
spend the rest of your life in the

1407
01:06:46,730 --> 01:06:49,640
rattle here the next tenant gives us a

1408
01:06:48,290 --> 01:06:51,020
second chance out the goodness of his

1409
01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:52,880
heart and you don't give a damn if it

1410
01:06:51,020 --> 01:06:54,170
sells up the creek well if the Admirals

1411
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:55,520
expecting an opposite of meet him he was

1412
01:06:54,170 --> 01:06:57,320
in here because he wasn't expecting the

1413
01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:59,300
Admiral to be expecting him what the old

1414
01:06:57,320 --> 01:07:01,070
can we do I tell you what we can do

1415
01:06:59,300 --> 01:07:02,330
supply another officer another officer

1416
01:07:01,070 --> 01:07:04,040
yes another officer

1417
01:07:02,330 --> 01:07:05,690
Hakeem's go down onto the mystic Vegas

1418
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:06,740
number one unit father BOE's long time

1419
01:07:05,690 --> 01:07:08,090
you don't get it immediately

1420
01:07:06,740 --> 01:07:09,950
Scouse up on the lookout keep your eyes

1421
01:07:08,090 --> 01:07:13,340
where are we gonna get another of us out

1422
01:07:09,950 --> 01:07:17,930
on the mistake that's where so go isn't

1423
01:07:13,340 --> 01:07:19,160
it now let me Harris who wants a bit of

1424
01:07:17,930 --> 01:07:20,450
the old quick promotion we're short of

1425
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:21,650
enough is enough ocean fair where

1426
01:07:20,450 --> 01:07:23,000
there's a big ladder you can take care

1427
01:07:21,650 --> 01:07:24,590
of himself and what happens if he gets

1428
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,970
kicked out we get another officer you

1429
01:07:24,590 --> 01:07:27,110
want someone efficient oh I never

1430
01:07:25,970 --> 01:07:28,940
thought of her you never think of

1431
01:07:27,110 --> 01:07:30,440
nothing you don't know then which of you

1432
01:07:28,940 --> 01:07:32,530
knows best how an officer acts and

1433
01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:32,530
behaves

1434
01:07:33,910 --> 01:07:46,610
she's quite tall so it'll have to be

1435
01:07:36,260 --> 01:07:48,590
somebody away baby no boom from the ball

1436
01:07:46,610 --> 01:07:49,310
if he comes up that gangway you're left

1437
01:07:48,590 --> 01:07:51,920
in unfair

1438
01:07:49,310 --> 01:07:53,600
come on I'm an officer of HMS bocce I'll

1439
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:56,420
never get away with it folks we can't

1440
01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:58,220
keep your head remember you're smooth

1441
01:07:56,420 --> 01:07:59,510
you're a model of efficiency that's what

1442
01:07:58,220 --> 01:08:02,650
you are yeah where there's not like that

1443
01:07:59,510 --> 01:08:02,650
ha but the Admiral doesn't know it

1444
01:08:08,170 --> 01:08:18,279
[Music]

1445
01:08:27,740 --> 01:08:31,200
let's crunch Shefali don't let him see

1446
01:08:29,910 --> 01:08:33,569
me - yeah he's coming over yes that's

1447
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:36,839
the LD once gave me 90 days water in his

1448
01:08:33,569 --> 01:08:39,030
gym get him to come back in an hour

1449
01:08:36,839 --> 01:08:50,520
yes sir I think that's about that is

1450
01:08:39,030 --> 01:08:51,089
right 2:30 shuts company down good

1451
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:52,650
morning sir

1452
01:08:51,089 --> 01:08:54,750
welcome aboard sir good morning at

1453
01:08:52,650 --> 01:08:56,790
dinner let me see your fair weather sir

1454
01:08:54,750 --> 01:08:59,460
/ fair weather eh no sir sorry sir

1455
01:08:56,790 --> 01:09:02,130
just fell with it haven't you sir with

1456
01:08:59,460 --> 01:09:04,230
me summer before well no no no don't

1457
01:09:02,130 --> 01:09:06,390
tell me I'm not very good on names but I

1458
01:09:04,230 --> 01:09:07,980
never forget a fall I mean a face is

1459
01:09:06,390 --> 01:09:10,560
this the hell crew yes sir

1460
01:09:07,980 --> 01:09:12,120
I thought you'd like to see the ship

1461
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:13,530
working normal routines are very good

1462
01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:19,650
idea and if then and tell them to carry

1463
01:09:13,530 --> 01:09:20,930
on its company is me yo Bobby hey it's

1464
01:09:19,650 --> 01:09:26,040
been a long time

1465
01:09:20,930 --> 01:09:29,370
yes yes I'm not running all right mister

1466
01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:31,410
yes mam Station has half a dozen deal in

1467
01:09:29,370 --> 01:09:34,560
hand and one of their shirts didn't come

1468
01:09:31,410 --> 01:09:36,830
back will you tell the bosun yes did I

1469
01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:36,830
did

1470
01:09:58,430 --> 01:10:01,430
Hey

1471
01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:46,880
yes sir ladies check it on get it off

1472
01:10:43,950 --> 01:10:49,820
and I need in the oven one in the oven

1473
01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:52,740
you know we have met before

1474
01:10:49,820 --> 01:10:55,170
renown rather these walls Pfeiffer good

1475
01:10:52,740 --> 01:11:02,400
work I'm afraid not sir it'll come it'll

1476
01:10:55,170 --> 01:11:03,960
come this is the galley sir there's a

1477
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:08,670
man in there sir what do you expect to

1478
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:11,340
haul good morning good morning Molly

1479
01:11:08,670 --> 01:11:13,080
carry on still making this disgusting

1480
01:11:11,340 --> 01:11:14,580
Paquita I think it's a great payment

1481
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:16,620
with the ship's compass I want to be put

1482
01:11:14,580 --> 01:11:18,780
on the official poisons list and you

1483
01:11:16,620 --> 01:11:20,310
served under me before someone enter are

1484
01:11:18,780 --> 01:11:23,880
you sure quite positive sir I wouldn't

1485
01:11:20,310 --> 01:11:26,280
remember if I had hmm may I suggest a

1486
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:28,950
visit to the ward room sir the old Waldo

1487
01:11:26,280 --> 01:11:32,720
may my my this is all very nostalgic

1488
01:11:28,950 --> 01:11:32,720
flag fair sir must be

1489
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:38,480
what's that cloud doing in my uniform

1490
01:11:37,220 --> 01:11:40,070
well so we thought the Admiral might

1491
01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:41,150
start asking all questions have became a

1492
01:11:40,070 --> 01:11:42,140
board and found out you weren't here

1493
01:11:41,150 --> 01:11:43,550
well you could have said have you down

1494
01:11:42,140 --> 01:11:44,540
at the base yes but we couldn't very

1495
01:11:43,550 --> 01:11:46,490
well have said what you're up to down

1496
01:11:44,540 --> 01:11:48,350
there could we we can get 20 years for

1497
01:11:46,490 --> 01:11:49,550
this look just give his nibs time to get

1498
01:11:48,350 --> 01:11:50,900
settled down in the boardroom and then

1499
01:11:49,550 --> 01:11:51,980
you can get back in your own camp you

1500
01:11:50,900 --> 01:11:53,420
think I'm gonna stay in here all day

1501
01:11:51,980 --> 01:11:54,710
cutting out figured Goff you're very

1502
01:11:53,420 --> 01:12:04,700
much mistaken have you got any better

1503
01:11:54,710 --> 01:12:08,300
ideas have you there's our room seen

1504
01:12:04,700 --> 01:12:09,080
some sticky times for weather see that

1505
01:12:08,300 --> 01:12:10,970
mark there

1506
01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:13,130
that's my bow Bert alone his knife just

1507
01:12:10,970 --> 01:12:14,990
missed the stewards went berserk on red

1508
01:12:13,130 --> 01:12:19,840
Biddy hahahaha

1509
01:12:14,990 --> 01:12:19,840
I did a flag those other days Harrison I

1510
01:12:19,870 --> 01:12:23,240
think this calls for a little drink to

1511
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:28,550
celebrate the occasion

1512
01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:30,560
Stuart sir Perkins Ward room steward a

1513
01:12:28,550 --> 01:12:32,720
to miss on plaid watered the gin ninety

1514
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:33,920
days I can explain everything I doubt

1515
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:37,750
very much whether you can but you can

1516
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:42,190
try it was this way we thought who's we

1517
01:12:37,750 --> 01:12:42,190
well me and the bosun sir

1518
01:12:42,550 --> 01:12:48,230
well that's in fewer the information I

1519
01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:51,020
just received this means a voluntary

1520
01:12:48,230 --> 01:12:53,150
liquidation of Barclays enterprises so

1521
01:12:51,020 --> 01:12:55,580
we burned the books matey nip down my

1522
01:12:53,150 --> 01:12:58,660
cabin and get up oh now gone gone Betty

1523
01:12:55,580 --> 01:12:58,660
you'll get the books there's a good lad

1524
01:13:00,580 --> 01:13:04,100
now let's try again

1525
01:13:02,660 --> 01:13:06,140
you're the steward and you went ashore

1526
01:13:04,100 --> 01:13:07,310
was a left-handed Fairweather went

1527
01:13:06,140 --> 01:13:09,470
ashore because he didn't receive the

1528
01:13:07,310 --> 01:13:11,030
signal yeah I think I got it sir there

1529
01:13:09,470 --> 01:13:11,720
was a signal asking the officer sure

1530
01:13:11,030 --> 01:13:13,940
sure

1531
01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:15,380
where's this officer now I think I just

1532
01:13:13,940 --> 01:13:21,470
saw him creep into his cabin sir

1533
01:13:15,380 --> 01:13:21,620
well let's creep after him then who are

1534
01:13:21,470 --> 01:13:23,360
you

1535
01:13:21,620 --> 01:13:25,930
Leading Seaman face that doesn't mean

1536
01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:25,930
anything to me either

1537
01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:35,250
hey weather yes I mean who is it

1538
01:13:31,170 --> 01:13:37,890
open this door once I know you're now

1539
01:13:35,250 --> 01:13:40,950
repair whether you blow out people's

1540
01:13:37,890 --> 01:13:43,650
bathroom I'm the only one to take that

1541
01:13:40,950 --> 01:13:45,870
damn hat off well I've heard just do it

1542
01:13:43,650 --> 01:13:50,070
story left Ellen what's your explanation

1543
01:13:45,870 --> 01:13:51,690
of this extraordinary masquerade a yes I

1544
01:13:50,070 --> 01:13:56,580
was down at the base trying to change

1545
01:13:51,690 --> 01:13:58,110
some paint for some run thought we had

1546
01:13:56,580 --> 01:14:02,090
plenty of time before you came aboard

1547
01:13:58,110 --> 01:14:04,440
and I I have no explanation

1548
01:14:02,090 --> 01:14:07,560
hasn't this have got anything in the way

1549
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:09,270
of a normal working routine sure I

1550
01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:12,180
presume the routine will be noted in the

1551
01:14:09,270 --> 01:14:16,410
log book budget right so don't you know

1552
01:14:12,180 --> 01:14:18,150
so well you always got the log book bags

1553
01:14:16,410 --> 01:14:20,640
go and fetch it and get probably dressed

1554
01:14:18,150 --> 01:14:23,010
no not you you fool you yes sir

1555
01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:24,690
huh is that the log book yes sir I mean

1556
01:14:23,010 --> 01:14:28,980
no sir this is a potions book sir has to

1557
01:14:24,690 --> 01:14:30,030
I'm the Admiral ones you might find that

1558
01:14:28,980 --> 01:14:31,140
there one or two little things there

1559
01:14:30,030 --> 01:14:35,910
please explaining sir

1560
01:14:31,140 --> 01:14:37,890
Wednesday Berkeley same day laundry mrs.

1561
01:14:35,910 --> 01:14:39,450
Lake four sheets two pillowcases two

1562
01:14:37,890 --> 01:14:41,430
shirts this was one of the little things

1563
01:14:39,450 --> 01:14:44,160
I was referring to use he said first day

1564
01:14:41,430 --> 01:14:46,590
four collars please do not start one

1565
01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:48,210
towel missing from last week these

1566
01:14:46,590 --> 01:14:55,340
laundries they're all the same earth

1567
01:14:48,210 --> 01:14:55,340
what's this do auntie Barclays goodies

1568
01:14:56,380 --> 01:15:16,010
[Music]

1569
01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:18,950
what's in there

1570
01:15:16,010 --> 01:15:20,480
nights two person knows what big ships

1571
01:15:18,950 --> 01:15:26,460
master

1572
01:15:20,480 --> 01:15:29,670
[Music]

1573
01:15:26,460 --> 01:15:31,690
and what were you doing when all this is

1574
01:15:29,670 --> 01:15:33,579
in the wheelhouse and putting up my

1575
01:15:31,690 --> 01:15:35,199
rocket yo watch the Fairweather forked

1576
01:15:33,579 --> 01:15:36,610
mark for don't remember I told you Andy

1577
01:15:35,199 --> 01:15:39,760
would be able to you were there too you

1578
01:15:36,610 --> 01:15:42,219
remember don't you you remove the wheel

1579
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:44,199
the pinnacle half the superstructure in

1580
01:15:42,219 --> 01:15:46,329
all my 40 years in the Navy I've never

1581
01:15:44,199 --> 01:15:48,190
seen such diabolical Judas do be careful

1582
01:15:46,329 --> 01:15:48,969
sir that's the start about don't change

1583
01:15:48,190 --> 01:15:50,829
the subject

1584
01:15:48,969 --> 01:15:54,130
it wasn't really the lieutenant's fault

1585
01:15:50,829 --> 01:15:55,840
sir silence you spent your time fooling

1586
01:15:54,130 --> 01:15:59,380
around with his junk well you do carry

1587
01:15:55,840 --> 01:16:00,849
on like a bunch of parents if you could

1588
01:15:59,380 --> 01:16:01,119
only thump just a little bit more to the

1589
01:16:00,849 --> 01:16:03,579
left

1590
01:16:01,119 --> 01:16:05,170
resign silence yes sir this time fair

1591
01:16:03,579 --> 01:16:08,639
weather I'll see your discharge from the

1592
01:16:05,170 --> 01:16:08,639
Navy yeah that discharge

1593
01:16:10,540 --> 01:16:13,680
[Applause]

1594
01:16:16,850 --> 01:16:20,209
[Music]

1595
01:16:26,940 --> 01:16:39,070
[Music]

1596
01:16:49,670 --> 01:16:52,760
[Applause]

1597
01:16:54,659 --> 01:17:00,840
are you alright son alright where is

1598
01:16:57,489 --> 01:17:00,840
that confounded maniac

1599
01:17:07,889 --> 01:17:11,649
it's alright so we're with a 55 it

1600
01:17:10,809 --> 01:17:14,019
didn't mean to do it

1601
01:17:11,649 --> 01:17:15,609
I didn't mean to vote yes will you press

1602
01:17:14,019 --> 01:17:17,919
the button didn't you already believe up

1603
01:17:15,609 --> 01:17:21,459
some cool buttons to get out he want you

1604
01:17:17,919 --> 01:17:23,649
some margin 20 times frags I'm afraid he

1605
01:17:21,459 --> 01:17:26,050
did suck water you Venom's trying to do

1606
01:17:23,649 --> 01:17:27,200
a can I give a private gladly kill it

1607
01:17:26,050 --> 01:17:30,529
follow me

1608
01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:30,529
[Applause]

1609
01:17:40,340 --> 01:17:45,350
this sounds like a dastardly conspiracy

1610
01:17:45,470 --> 01:17:49,610
is being missed the first place

1611
01:17:56,240 --> 01:18:01,770
if your salute ma'am tread water yes sir

1612
01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:03,420
well then isn't it there's been a bit of

1613
01:18:01,770 --> 01:18:05,730
a struggle to keep their barking flirt

1614
01:18:03,420 --> 01:18:08,040
sir you've seen of that all right no sir

1615
01:18:05,730 --> 01:18:10,230
your honor will it be wrong to happen

1616
01:18:08,040 --> 01:18:12,210
says the board oh girl just a sec never

1617
01:18:10,230 --> 01:18:13,920
you'll be surprised who's that whoa who

1618
01:18:12,210 --> 01:18:16,140
sounds to me like that man yeah that's

1619
01:18:13,920 --> 01:18:18,600
tonight me word midday we're putting it

1620
01:18:16,140 --> 01:18:20,040
in the Queen's English you spits my back

1621
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:22,640
and wheel spec yours

1622
01:18:20,040 --> 01:18:22,640
yeah

1623
01:18:25,070 --> 01:18:46,990
[Music]

1624
01:18:42,530 --> 01:18:46,990
[Applause]

1625
01:18:51,270 --> 01:19:44,840
[Music]